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Human Forces vs. Animal Forces:
The topic of a biology paper, Or the next World War? You would do well to read Schmaltzakotzenheimerallovich, And try to understand paragraph 5, Concerning epopolymer transdigression of the lesser marmosets: �Section 1-1-009: There shall always be a fixed amount of shittiness surrounding all human/animal transactions, assuming said beings are negative in nature. The danger level is determined by the number of apes in a given situation, divided by the number of bananas. Bezerk mode is the only outcome allowed by the liquid variables and multiple time constraints.� Now compare that with this quote by X. L. Brassiere: �Thy dogs are great, but I am their master. Brutish are the ones who would drool on my person, lacking remorse in every orifice. I must show them all that they are but bestial hysteriacs, who know not their own names.� Change dogs to apes and you�ll have your answer. (Questions? [email protected]) |
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