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Here's what people are saying about Force The Edges! |
�Ever since I was tricked into coming to your site, I�ve been growing new layers of skin which are not only detachable but edible! This newfound method of nutrient redistribution has saved me and my family hundreds of hours that would�ve otherwise been wasted on not eating our own flesh! Thanks to you, we can finally afford that extra moose calibrator we�ve been eyeballing!�
- Joyce Aywall
Provo, Utah
�At first I was skeptical, but that was before I realized what a wonderful guide to life this website can be. In Force The Edges, I have found the inspiration I needed to become an assistant proactive nuclear mechanic with a two-figure salary! Thanks F.T.E.!�
- Harry Condominium
Kalamazoo, Michigan
�I used to be so lost. Towards the end I was even skipping vandalism class just to do smack. But now I find the time to do both, thanks to the motivational multitasking of Force The Edges! I can tell you in all honesty that I�ve achieved a newfound peace of mind just knowing that this website is there, silently protecting me from harmful neurotoxins. Its on-the-go durability and state-of-the-art aerodynamics have enriched my life with ridiculous amounts of meaning. I still don�t get it, though.�
- William Benefactor
Rancho Cucamonga, California
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Each of these totally non-fictional people received a FREE credit report JUST for sending their comments to [email protected] PLUS they've been entered in a weekly drawing to receive valuable sweepstakes prizes INSTANTLY! What could be EASIER? And FREE-ER?? Holy SHIT, it�s just so FREE and EASY, it�s no wonder why MILLIONS of lucky people have already WON, just BY sending IN their comments! Act NOW!!* |
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*Dramatization. Don't actually act now.
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WHAT? WHAT was that? How DARE you tell people not to actually act NOW?! I'm trying to make a POINT here!* |
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*I simply meant that they should feel free to act at their own convenience, and only after carefully weighing the pros and cons of acting at all.
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Quit ASTERISKING me like you're the TINY-FONTED voice of REASON! This offer is ONLY good for a LIMITED TIME and ONLY while SUPPLIES LAST, so act NOW!* |
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*That doesn't even make any sense. What supplies are you talking about?
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The, uh...the...CREDIT REPORT! It's a FREE CREDIT REPORT! And it can be YOURS for only $19.95 a month! I mean, uh, COUPONS! Yes, valuable money-saving COUPONS! Good for one FREE CREDIT CARD at participating RETAILERS!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Ow.* |
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*Don't listen to this guy; he's getting over-excited. In fact, just ignore him altogether, and forget you ever saw any of this.
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