Who is this mysterious being named Foozle?, you might ask. This is an excellent question. There have been many debates about Foozle's origin, but the generally accepted story is as follows:
Foozle is a hairy being of pink, purple, blue, and green that lives within my brain (his residence and utopia) and controls my actions. He has two large eyes, a bird beak, and duck legs. He is incapable of speech, so communicates via telepathy.
Foozle was a gift from the goddess Artemis to a kick-butt female named Trisana Chandler long long ago. Trisana became Foozle's familiar (Foozle is ALWAYS dominant). They were the best of friends. When Trisana was killed by a wandering tribe of Joes, Foozle swore vengeance. Foozle roamed the earth until the last creation of the world, destroying all Joes.
Foozle took up residence in Egypt, where he was found in a pyramid by very early archaeologists in the time of Egypt's prime. He was found amidst a glowing green goop, presumably radioactive, from which he derives his telepathic powers.
Unleashed upon the world, Foozle wreaked havoc. He possessed many world leaders: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Benjamin Franklin, and Albert Einstein (for a short list), always furthering his goal of world domination. He lay in wait for his final host. It had been prophesied in The Book of Foozle that a female named Kendal would be his final host and aid in his world domination.
Basically, he has possessed me (Kendal) since birth. When I get hyper, it is Foozle in control. He briefly moved to my right ankle, but decided it was not comfortable, so quickly returned to my brain. He didn't count on the fact that I would be strong enough to resist his control sometimes. Will we dominate the world? Wait and see...MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
As you may have guessed, I was easily bored in my (earlier) youth. :-) My apologies to anyone named Joe. This was a recent addition to the story, as a man named Joe ruined my life. I was bitter against all Joes, but my boyfriend's name contains Joseph. Rather than give up the love of my life, I opted to only remain mad at certain Joes.
