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11:30 PM Friday Night
Major Record Label Office
Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA
From: Very Bored Major Label A&R Rep
Personal Memo:
Look Friend, You Want A Record Deal, I Get It!
You’re a serious person and I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE YOUR TIME with a bunch of “Upload your songs here or there and you’ll get signed to a Record Deal”
Yeah Right! I KNOW that doesn’t work, and so do you!
WHY DOESN’T IT?
Because your song is up there with 10,000 others.And I’m not going through 1 song, let alone 10,000 songs!
YES, I AM A MAJOR LABELA&R REP!
IF YOU WANT ME TO SIGN YOU TO A $500K RECORD DEAL … THEN YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MUSIC ON MY DESK RIGHT NOW!
GRAB MY CHEAT SHEET NOW!
“HOW DO I DO THAT?” You Might Ask!
Well there are a few “traditional” ways:
Option 1: Hire A Music Attorney That I Trust for $10K To Put It On My Desk! I Might Listen
Option 2: Get A Music Manager I Trust To Put It On My Desk. If YOU Can Find One
Option 3: Sell 500K Units On Your Own With Proof! And I’ll Pay Attention!
None of Those Sound Like Options For YOU?
FAIR ENOUGH!
I HAVE ONE FINAL … EXTREMELY EASY OPTION FOR YOU:
IN FACT … THIS OPTION:
IS FAST
IS SIMPLE
AND REMOVES ALL BARRIERS TO ME SIGNING YOU!
CLICK TO INSTANTLY GET MY “CHEAT SHEET”
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS OF HOW TO GET MY ATTENTION &OFFER YOU A RECORD DEAL IN:
“THE SECRET A&R MAN CHEAT SHEET”
DO IT!! … RIGHT NOW!!!
FOLLOW EACH OF THE RIDICOUSLY SIMPLE & EASY STEPS I PERSONALLY WROTE IN THERE FOR YOU
AND WITHIN 30 DAYS YOU WILL BE SIGNED TO A RECORD DEAL
GUARANTEED!!!
OR I’LL PERSONALLY GIVE YOUR SMALLINVESTMENT IN THE CHEAT SHEET BACK.
PERIOD!
Make NO MISTAKE About It!
This Website and This Cheat Sheet Aren’t For The Faint of Heart!
THIS CHEAT SHEET WILL GET YOU SIGNED TO A RECORD DEAL
AND SIGNED RIGHT NOW!
BUT … YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUS!
DO NOT INVEST IN THIS CHEAT SHEET
MAKE ME PAY ATTENTION TO YOU
AND THEN NOT BE SERIOUS!
BECAUSE THEN YOU’RE WASTING MY TIME
AND YOU’RE WASTING YOUR TIME!
I’M SITTING INMY CORNER OFFICE ON SUNSET BLVD RIGHT NOW
READY TO SIGN MY LAST $500,000 CHECK FOR A HIT SONG.
DO YOU HAVE IT FOR ME?
I HAVE A CHECK IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW FOR YOU IF YOU DO!
GRAB MY “CHAT SHEET” NOW.
STOP WASTING TIME! I WANT TO SIGN YOU!
Look, The Bottom Line Is This:
If You’re Tired of Uploading Your Music To All These “So-Called Music Sites
And GETTING NOTHING BACK! NO OFFERS AT ALL!
GOOD!
GRAB MY CHEAT SHEET RIGHT NOW!
If You’re Tired of “Hiring People” To Listen To Your Music
And GETTING NOTHING BACK! NO OFFERS AT ALL!
GOOD!
GRAB MY CHEAT SHEET RIGHT NOW!
If You’re Tired of Working At McDonald’s!
GOOD!
GRAB MY CHEAT SHEET RIGHT NOW!
Do You Know Why I’m Telling You This?
SERIOUSLY … LISTEN TO ME … THIS IS YOUR REALITY CHECK!
BECAUSE NOBODY’S LISENTING TO YOUR MUSIC WHEN YOU UPLOAD IT TO RANDOM, SILLY, NONSENSE WEBSITES!
OR SEND IT TO SOME RANDOM GUY ON A RANDOM WEBSITE.
PERIOD!
NADA!
NOBODY!
YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE!
HOW?
BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT FREAKIN SIGNED!
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT?
I HAVE A $500K CHECK IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW
AND IT’S NOT IN YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW!
THATMEANS WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW … IS NOT WORKING!
IN FACT!
YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR MUSIC HAS BEEN HEARD?
WHEN YOU GET AN EMAIL FROM ME.
BECAUSE MY EMAIL COMES DIRECTLY
FROM A MAJOR LABEL
WITH AN OFFER IN IT!
So Why Did I Put My Cheat Sheet Together FOR YOU?
Because I Can!
Because I’m Bored With So Few Hit Songs On My Desk!
Because I’m Not Going To A Website To Listen To 10,000 Songs!
Because I Want You To Show Me You’ve Got What It Takes To Be Great!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB IT! RIGHT NOW!
So Here’s the Deal:
The owner of this website reached out to me, and asked me if I was happy with the quality of music being sent to me right now.
My Reply: HELL NO … It’s boring, there are no hits, they are no superstars, there’s nothing coming in I like! And I’m not listening to a bunch of songs uploaded to ANY websites. If it’s not sent directly to me, I don’t care!
Then he asked me “Well how they get their music to you if they don’t have a music attorney, or manager, and you don’t listen to music on websites?”
“Good Question” I said. “I Guess They Don’t Know How”.
He then asked me “Would you be willing to write a cheat sheet for my website to share how to get their music to you so you can sign them to a Record Deal?”
“HELL YES I WOULD” I said. “That’s A Brilliant Idea!”
BUT, ONLY UNDER 3 STRICT GUIDELINES
- 1. THEY HAVE TO INVEST INTO IT. THEY HAVE TO PROVE THEY ARE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR MUSIC.
- 2. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PULL THIS CHEAT SHEET AT ANY TIME AND NOT MAKE IT AVAILABLE IF I GET TOO MUCH MUSIC IN.
- 3. IF THEY DON’T GET SIGNED IN 30 DAYS USING THE CHEAT SHEET, YOU GIVE THEM THEIR INVESTMENT BACK. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
He agreed to those terms!
So now, on RecordDeal.com
And ONLY on RecordDeal.com
I OFFER YOU MY:
“THE SECRET A&R MAN CHEAT SHEET”
CLICK THIS BUTTON NOW.
GRAB YOUR RECORD DEAL RIGHT NOW!
YOU’RE 30 DAYS FROM SIGNING A RECORD DEAL!
HOW BAD DO YOU REALLY WANT IT?!
I’M OFFERING YOU:
MY PERSONAL ADVICE!
MY PERSONAL CONNECTIONS!
A SHOT AT A $500K RECORD DEAL!
100% UNCONDITIONAL MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!
(JUST IN CASE YOU DECIDE YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS AFTER ALL)