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| To the right here, we have a rare photo from Micronesia of a mother and daughter goat pair. It's rare cause I never heard of Micronesia before. I'm should invest in an atlas. Note to self: buy atlas. This photo is a reminder to Micronesians that there are improperly uncared for goats in your country and you should sign up to stop the ingoatity! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Above we see the No-Eared Brown Goat. This sub-species of goat is a violent breed, known for inventing the kung-foo style "Angry Goat". Many are familiar with this style in Mexico City. Really. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is a photo from a training facility (location TOP SECRET). Here goats are trained to be skilled killers. In this photo, we observe the goats consuming a marijuana plant or Christmas tree. Maybe they ate the hippies or the family before hand. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here are some more pictures of random goats. Doesn't their harmless and understanding look make you want to set them free. It sure makes me feel that way. Or it could be the lack of grapefruit. Fuck, whatever. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| My Goat Poem: Oh, Goat How thee are so neat Chewing on the tin can I wouldn't treat you Like I treat my cat Cause the other day I threw my cat on top of my house Blind-folded Oh, Goat I could never do that to you Never |
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| This is a serious threat to that scrubby mexican fast food dog: Move over, bitch! I'm the fresh funny eared face around here!Leave peacefully and I might not kick your ass with my strong hind legs and head bunt you with extra thick skull and digest you with my strong stomach acid and club you in the head with my hoof! |
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| Finally, two more photos from our training facilities. The goat on the left is learning how to play the piano for in-cognito missions. The goat on the left is undergoing balance exercise. He is most likely inlisted in the goat-ninja division. This goat will be a trained killer, no doubt about that. Look at that perfect balance! How couldn't that goat not kick your ass? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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