2. Thou shall free goats without discrimination.
3. Thou shall show no mercy to those who wish to pent up freedom loving goats.
4. Thou shall not liberate a goat only to place goat into market. This is very bad.
5. Thou shall listen to the goats needs and provide tin cans and such for the goat if the goat has been a slave for so long it forgot what it actually means to be free.
6. Thou shall name goats appropriately. Do not call them "Stinky" or "Goatfart". Give them good names like "Wolfgang" and "The Dismantler".
7. Thou shall use discreet when liberating goats for when ones cover is blown, you will probably have to answer to the fuzz.
8. Thou shall not support terrorism to liberate goats. Just support public mischief.
9. Coming up with ten commandments is hard.
10. Thou shall not "do the nasty" with any goat ever. Or I will hunt you down.