| We are the Pirates of the Plains, the Corsairs of the Cornfields.... The Fool's Gold Pirates! announcing a new site for the Fools Gold Pirates. www.foolsgold1.com same pictures, same links but a drop more current. If you have pics of us and would like to share them, please send them to the email link. The only pyrite ship on the 7 seas. Left behind after a major typhoon, we are now based in the Midwest. We are from Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin and Minnesota. You will find us marauding at movies, kidnapping kids, plundering picnics, and fooling around at fests. We've been known to drink with Capt Morgan, and dine with Long John Silver. Remember, plundering and pillaging WHILE you wait. OUR MISSION: We offer a taste of the Golden Age of Piracy. We are not completely re-enacting that time, but more like the flavor of that age, with a drop of fun. Chat with us while we look dashing and aim pointy things at the crowds. Stand amazed, while our crew walks the plank and chews hardtack at the same time. Fill our pouches with gold as we return your favorite children, where ever you want. We will sack your village, but do you want paper or plastic? We will leave you with a laugh or a smile, as we wander about your event! DISCLAIMER: Crew members are not responsible for any lost or misplaced pouches, carriages, spouses, or children. Any accusations will be answered with unneccessary roughness. All loiterers will be violated. |
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