| CONVERSATION WITH STEVE SICA |
| Matt72380: Hello everyone, Matt Keenan of Salem II here. Tonight the tables will be reversed as I will be interviewing the FSL webmaster Steve Sica. How does it feel to be on the other end of the spectrum? Goalpost10: Gotta admit Matt, it does feel kinda odd, but I am glad I have a real first class gentleman such as yourself to give it to me Matt72380: Thank you. Matt72380: Now, I want to get this right off the table now. Many times you have brought up Negroes and why they are not in the FSL. I think everyone would love to know how you feel about Negroes joining the FSL... Goalpost10: Listen up fella, how much time do you have? Goalpost10: Its not just Niggers... Goalpost10: Niggers, Jews, Homosexuals, Mexicans, Arabs, and all differnt kinds of Chinks STINK... and I HATE EM! Matt72380: Well, you are blunt about it. Goalpost10: thank you Matt72380: is this really true Mr Sica, you hate all these races? Goalpost10: No, its not true at all. I say this just being a joker like I usually do. However I really, REALLY freakin hate Chinese people... FOR REAL. No joke there. Goalpost10: Honestly, I wouldn't see a problem with Negro's in the FSL, however you do have a point Matt... what would us white boys do on Sunday mornings after the nigs have taken over all the good positions? Matt72380: Well lets move on before the FCC shuts this website down. Matt72380: Lets move onto Commisioner Brian Langston. Do you like the job Mr Langston is doing? Goalpost10: I think the commish is doing a FAIR job. He does the best he can, but the best HE can do, is certainly not the best that can possibly be done. I personally believe that the Commissionership should not be under the regeme of one man. Especially when he is coach of a team. I think that there should definately be a 3 man committee so that it will ease some of the tention of doing all this work yourself. Someone in charge of equipment/permits, someone else in charge of scheduling, and someone else in charge of handling other things. Its something that should at least be tried out. Not saying that I should be one of these people, but I think this method would work out. Matt72380: Interesting point. Maybe that is something for the future. Goalpost10: I hope so, I really do Matt72380: If there were a 3 man committee the three men could vote on FSL issues and come to a majority decision. Goalpost10: exactly, I know you cant ever please everybody. Hell, I learned that the first day I started this webpage. However you need to look at what's best for the majority. Matt72380: Great idea Steve! Now you have been in this league for about 8 years. Can you tell the audience some of your greatest FSL memories? Goalpost10: Where do I begin! I guess I can begin with the famous POP UP against Lynn. Foul terriroty pop out, for the second out of the inning. All I needed to do was launch a sac fly and we were in the playoffs. But it didnt work out that way. Goalpost10: That's a bad memory Goalpost10: I just needed to get that one out of the way cause I know Scott, Jeff, Paul and Danny are thinking it. Goalpost10: My greatest memory ever is EASILLY when we beat Revere in 1999 for the Femba Cup in game 3 against Revere. That was the greatest game ever played, and I have ever since had a new respect for Revere since that game. Goalpost10: Scott Jeff and Paul leaving Salem 2 was very memorable. Especially considering that the following season was still a success. Goalpost10: Matt, I honestly think that the best memories are yet to come. So we will just have to see what the future holds Matt72380: You have just turned 23 years old as has myself. FSL History says that we will begin a great decline in our FSL careers. Will this hold true for you? Goalpost10: Im 23 years old. I have had a wrist injury for a few weeks of this season. I have had better and better seasons each year. This year I am currently 17-21, batting .736. I can't really complain, nor say that age is getting to me. I'm the type that thinks you can go for as long as you feel good. Goalpost10: Lets put it this way. Right now I feel like shit due to an injury, however I am batting .736. Its only getting better for me. Im having a great season but I don't care to reveal my secret Matt72380: YOU ARE A DELIGHT! Goalpost10: lol Matt72380: Let me ask you about a couple new teams in the FSL: Damage Inc. and Big Sticks.... Matt72380: do you believe that Damage Inc. really "fits in" with this league? Goalpost10: Quite simply put... NO Goalpost10: I dont know them, well, most of them anyways. I dont think any of them are really foodmaster guys. I know Im not anymore, but I did used to work there for a couple years. Its almost like me joining a Best Buy softball league. I have never ever worked there at all... so it just wouldnt be right. I wouldnt see myself inviting any of Damage Inc, with a few exceptions, over for a pool party, so I guess that's what seperates them from the rest of the league Goalpost10: About the Big Sticks Goalpost10: I think it is cool that Langston has started his own team Goalpost10: Who really knows his motivations for doing so? Who knows? Not me, only Langston. All I can say about Langston is that he is my friend, and I do with him luck with his new team Goalpost10: wish him luck I meant Goalpost10: I know Joe Naughton would have spelt checked that for mje Goalpost10: ME Goalpost10: ahh Matt72380: Well the Big Sticks kind of remind me of a group of people from an old Christmas movie. Do you remember that movie with the elf that wanted to be a dentist. Its a clay animated movie. Well the other elfs dont like that and he gets banished to the island of misfits. Would you say that the Big Sticks are that "Island of Misfits", "Bastards of the league", basically just a melting pot of the people left over? Goalpost10: I believe you are reffering to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Matt72380: Yes Goalpost10: And yes, I do see The Big Sticks as exactly that Goalpost10: You got Langston from Revere Goalpost10: The Manning's from Melrose Goalpost10: The Dinnosaur from Revere II Goalpost10: Noonan's from Melrose Goalpost10: um... Goalpost10: I cant really think of any more, but yea, it just seems like it was some kind of drinking going on one night in the Commish's office Goalpost10: Put everyone in the league's name into a hat, draw it out and CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU NOW PLAY FOR THE BIG STICKS! Matt72380: Steve O'rourke...I would say he is a great hitter but do you believe that he really has some genetic traits and genes that of the T-Rex? Goalpost10: He has to. I seen him without a shirt on one day at the ballpark. His spine looked that of a T-Rex I believe Goalpost10: All bumpy and stuff. Goalpost10: O'Rourke is a great hitter, cant take that away from him. He's just a bastard because of that, and because he always wears that god damn yankee hat! Matt72380: Unbelievable! I believe Mary Firicano was the first to develope that theory. So i will give credit to Mary on breaking the O'rourke-TRex secret. Thank you Mary. Matt72380: Moving on... Goalpost10: She is also credited with Scotty Poo Poo and Pauly Bear! Matt72380: I must ask you about Joseph Naughton... Matt72380: You put a lot of time into the website. What do you think about Joe going into your website and infecting it like a lethal deadly vile disease with his foul mouth, his posting under different names and then consequently replying to that very same post with his own name, and the bashing of you, myself, Salem II, and this league? Goalpost10: Joe is a unique individual. I have never met anyone quite like Joe. Joe is now, and will always be a friend to me, regardless of what Joe may say in the Forum. He's a goofy computer geek, that likes to entertain himself sometimes by creating posts to answer himself. And he may deny this, however I can guarantee that he does this, I know who's computer posts come from. Goalpost10: I dont take it personal when he bashes me. Its just one of those things, knowing that he has taken the time to write 2 paragraphs to "bash" me, means that he really thinks something of me. Same with the league. I know Joe misses it, and honestly, I would like to see Joe return to Salem 2 next year. Im being sincere. Matt72380: Well that was my next question. Do you believe Joe secretly wishes he never quit the league and would love to be back playing every Sunday? Goalpost10: Absolutely. I see where Joe is coming from living in Billerica. Its a long haul. But its Sunday morning. What else do you have to do? I think he wishes that he didnt leave the league, and it shows in his multiple daily posts in the forum. Matt72380: To end, could we play a game of name association? Goalpost10: that would be excellent Matt72380: ok here we go.... Matt72380: Scotty Poo Poo: Goalpost10: Best all around ever in FSL History Matt72380: John Bowser: Goalpost10: Great leader of Revere... they will reach new heights with him Matt72380: Adam Trukas: Goalpost10: good manager, better friend. Needs to be a little more open minded when it comes to making managerial decissions Matt72380: Brian Langston: Goalpost10: In need of psychiactric treatment. Wants all the glory, however the glory can be so much greater that when shared by 3, still outweighs a solo accomplishment Matt72380: Matt Keenan: Goalpost10: ehhh, a fuckin drunk Goalpost10: RTDU's unknown and unwanted son Matt72380: Damage Inc: Goalpost10: Hard headed guys. Seem to be way too serious about stuff said on the web. Great fielding, ok bats Matt72380: John Pererra: Goalpost10: Cankles! Matt72380: Little Mike: Goalpost10: Dont get me started, please Matt72380: Paul Firicano: Goalpost10: Paul is a great man. Paul Firicano is one of my personal hero's. Hits the ball well, and all over the place. He would make a great war general! Matt72380: and finally... Matt72380: Steven Sica: Goalpost10: A humble man... who is batting a league leading .736, leads the league with 21 Rib Eyes!, solid defensively at shortstop, a great role model... yet remains humble. Simply amazes me. Matt72380: Well this has been a great indepth interview Steve. Do you have anything else you would like to say? Goalpost10: All I would like to say is that I have greatly enjoyed this interview. Now I know that its not easy to answer some of those hard hitting questions. However there is one question you didnt ask me, that I have asked everyone else. Do you know what that is? Matt72380: yes... Matt72380: What does it sound like When Doves Cry? Goalpost10: It sounds like Micheal Jackson having sex with little Timmy from Lassee Goalpost10: no lube Goalpost10: right in the ass raw Matt72380: Steve, are you The Truth? If not do you know who it is and can you reveal that person for us!??? Goalpost10: Well Matt, I would like to answer that question for you, however I have to run. I need to catch a flight to the next FSL Webpage meeting in Jacksonville, FL. Goalpost10: Thanks for the interview Matt! Matt72380: Not so fast Trebeck! Goalpost10: (gotta take a shit for real) Goalpost10: brb Matt72380: No more ducking this question Matt72380: Well while Steve takes a 40 minute shit, let me tell all you bra's somethin! Matt72380: I AM THE FUCKING GAME AHH! You dont want to play me. I wipe all your asses all over the field on Sundays!! Yea whatcha gonna do about it? HUH!!? Nuthin cuz you know you will feel the "BANG" from Matt Keenan! Yeah bitches. Suck my big fat juicy "black man like" cock if you dont like it! Matt72380: ahem, back to being professional Matt. Matt72380: by the way that rant was a joke so members from Damage Inc please dont get red in the face, ok? Goalpost10: lol Goalpost10: I can see Damage Inc using that as fuel against us matt Goalpost10: gotta watch it Matt72380: oh you are back. ahem.. Well how was it? Goalpost10: It was everything I thought it could possibly be, and more! Matt72380: No you want hits and ratings for your website, dont you? Well lets come out with it. Who is "The Truth"? You want hits, then this will give em to ya! Goalpost10: I am going to need to speak to an attorney and get back to you later Matt. Im sorry but I cannot unveil that kind of information Goalpost10: Let me just say this for the record. I am NOT the Truth. However I DO know who this truth IS. Goalpost10: I am in no way, shape, or form in cahoots with The Truth Matt72380: My God, My God! He knows who the Truth is. Maybe at a later time you will reveal this person(s)????? Goalpost10: I will tell you this right now. If the man/woman who is posting as "THE TRUTH" does not come forward by this upcoming Monday August 4th... then I WILL UNVEIL THE TRUTH MYSELF! Goalpost10: I will give THE TRUTH Monday Aug 4th, by MIDNIGHT Matt72380: (in my 1994 vince mcmahon voice)...UN-BE-LIEVABLE!!!! Goalpost10: If he does not post in the forum, then I WILL UNVEIL HIM Goalpost10: ah ha ha Matt72380: so it IS a him! Goalpost10: Him meaning whoever it is Matt72380: right... Goalpost10: But I want to make sure that this person know's what is happening. You have my email address... I suppose if the price was sweet enough, I wouldnt have to reveal your scam Goalpost10: I am not ashamed to accept bribes Matt72380: well Steve, I have appreciate your hones-tay in this interview. Again, would you like to say anthing else before I wrap this up like I wrap up all the Big Sticks girlfriends in my arms on wednesday nights? Goalpost10: some of those girls got big tits. that's the new team for next year. THE BIG TITS Goalpost10: Thinking of something else... Goalpost10: I guess that's about it for now Matt. Its time for a good night's sleep, and sweet dreams of whipping the shit out of Damage Stink on Sunday. Which will have already happened by the time this airs on my site Goalpost10: This is like the Smackdown Tapings Goalpost10: im not trying to fool anyone here, its Friday night at 2:20 am is when it is RIGHT NOW Goalpost10: however, I'll put it on my site when im damn ready to, nigga Matt72380: Joe Naughton has a tiny cock-cock-cock-cock-cock Matt72380: cockerspaniel Goalpost10: and Brian Langston is a huge DICK DICK DICK DICK... Goalpost10: DICTATOR of this league Matt72380: In any event this interview has been a classic and we will see you on the ball field. Goalpost10: Hopefully if my wrist feels alright Goalpost10: <audience machine says AWWWWWWWWW> Goalpost10: See, the people feel bad for me Goalpost10: Typing this interview has dropped me back down to 47% health in my left wrist Goalpost10: Torrie Wilson will bring my right wrist from 100% down to about 3% by Sunday though, so I will pretty much be useless Goalpost10: And Joe Quinn's wife will drain the other 3% from me in about 5 minutes Matt72380: MY GOD! Matt72380: edit that out! Goalpost10: This is an unedited conversation here Goalpost10: I could do that I suppose Matt72380: WE ARE EXPERIENCEING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Matt72380: PLEASE STAY TUNED Goalpost10: I would also like to say that *** THE FCC HAS CURRENTLY SHUT DOWN ACCESS TO THIS CONVERSATION *** Goalpost10: *** FOR MORE INFORMATION ON WHY THIS HAS OCCURED, PLEASE GO TO WWW.FCC.COM OR HEAD ON OVER TO WWW.NAACP.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION *** Matt72380: This has got out of hand like a WWF contract signing! All thats left is for someone to tip over the table the contracts were on! Goalpost10: *** BASICALLY WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT MR. SICA HAS OFFENDED JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY ON THIS PLANET IN THIS INTERVIEW, AND MR. QUINN WILL PROBABLY HAVE STEVE'S NUTS IN A VICE FOR THAT LAST COMMENT ABOUT HIS WIFE. ALTHOUGH SHE IS HOT*** Matt72380: I must end this before any other hanious acts happen. Thank you all for joining us and tune in next time for the next FSL interview: The FSL True Softball Story- Brian Langston/Ritchie the Drunken Ump - Love, Alcohol, & Conspiracy Matt72380: Thank you. Goalpost10: Ohhhhh! I cant wait! Goalpost10: Thank you Matt |