| Goalpost10: (STEVE / Webmaster) Matt Keenan, welcome to Tuesday morning Conversation, how are you early this morning? Matt72380: (Matt Keenan / Salem 2) decently decent Goalpost10: For those readers of the FSL Webpage that do not know you, please answer the following question. Who IS Matt Keenan? Matt72380: Well I think everyone and every reader of the FSL webpage knows who Matt Keenan is! Matt72380: Matt Keenan is the leftfielder for Salem II Goalpost10: Thank you Matt for joining me this morning. I will start off with a few questions, and then I will get down to some hard hitting stuff. Are you ready? Matt72380: Sure Goalpost10: What are your feelings towards the new Damage Inc. team? Matt72380: Well Damage Inc has a good record so far. Better than anyone predicted. So you have to give credit Shawn Michaels, right? But I think we will beat them in our next meeting. Goalpost10: Do you think that your earlier predictions of Damage Inc have you now eating your words. They are now 4-1, and you agreed with a certain unnamed man that this team would not win more than 4 games. Your comments? Matt72380: As of right now I AM eating some crow. But you know what, the season is far from over! Lets see what happens down the road and in the playoffs. Matt72380: BOOBIES! Goalpost10: Matt A. of Damage Inc was the one mostly defending how good Damage Inc really is. However do you feel it is ironic that their team leader / manager / DH has the worst average on their team? 5-15 batting .333. And not a single RBI on the year? Goalpost10: DELICIOUS! Matt72380: Yea I would have to say that Matt A of Damage Inc is the Luis Rivera of that team. If I were Matt I would watch my back because he maybe kicked off the team next year unless he picks up his game. Hes playing below the Periera (sp?) line. It takes a Matt to know a Matt but Matt A will never be Matt K! Whooo! Goalpost10: Well put Goalpost10: On to other topics... Matt72380: yes Goalpost10: Team Lynn... what is your opinion of them? They are 1-2 thus far, and are apparently on a decline. Where does this team stand this year, and for the years to come? Matt72380: Well over the past couple years I have noticed that team Lynn was getting older and older. Instead of adding some young studds they just kept adding on the old dudds. I like a lot of the people on Lynn. Some old compadres of Salem II. I think Lynn will start picking it up a bit more in the 2nd half of the season. They have had such an erratic scheduele it hasnt been fair. You know what, if our teams dont work out this year then maybe the league will see a reformation of the old Salem II and feel the wrath once again!!! Goalpost10: WOW! What a statement! Almost like taking the best from both teams and forming one big team? Do you plan on forming such a team yourself matt and taking leadership? Goalpost10: Where does Adam Trukas, Danny Langley and Jeff Cater lie? Goalpost10: Do you plan on allowing negro players on this team? Matt72380: Of course this would be something that would have to be discussed. There is nothing set in stone. Matt72380: Negroes, heh? Goalpost10: What is your take on negros in the FSL? Goalpost10: Should they be allowed? Matt72380: I dont think Negroes should play in this league and I will tell you why Matt72380: I kind of miss the days of hitting it to right field knowing that stiff out there had no chance of the pop up you just hit. This league has almost become too competitive if I may quote our saviour Brian "Jesus Christ" Langston... Matt72380: Negroes would just make this league even better and then eventually push all us white boys out and then we would have nothing to do on Sunday. This is a compliment to negroes as they are great athletes Goalpost10: Yes indeed Goalpost10: Scott Santagate has been in this league for years. Why should HE be the only negro in the FSL? Matt72380: Well some say he is and some say he isnt. According to Joe Naughton Scott is a negro. Im not too sure about that. He reminds me more of Jason Demerjian than a negro. Jason was a friend of Steve and Myselfs growing up by the way. But if he is a negro then he has broken the barrier more negros to come into this league therefore we must kill Scott or we will eventually lose our jobs. Goalpost10: Very well said Goalpost10: Anal sex? Does it have any place in the FSL? Matt72380: Absolutely. Well for some people it does. Like Commish Langston bending Ritchie the Ump over every Saturday night slapping him on the ass asking Ritchie "Who you gonna give the calls to on Sunday!!??" ..."Who is your employer bitch??!!""... and Ritchie responding "Oh You are Brian, give me more!!!" Goalpost10: Hillarious! Goalpost10: Here is an issue that has been brought to my attention Goalpost10: What is your take on use of juiced bats Goalpost10: Like the Miken Ultra 2 Goalpost10: Many people this year are using these bats Goalpost10: Most of the people using them do not need them. For instance Keith Manning. He is a power hitter, and now he is just hitting it further away. Jeff Cater cleared the fence at Beachmont this past Sunday morning OPPOSITE FIELD with the Miken Ultra 2. Your thoughts on use of juiced up bats? Matt72380: I believe the bat should be outlawed. Now Mr Manning was always considered a power hitter but now with the bat its just ridiculous. You gotta back way the fuck back. Jeff has been a power hitter, but not to the extent of hitting it outta beachmont! So I would outlaw them. Goalpost10: If your outlawed the Miken Ultra 2, then would you have to take a look into bats like certain DeMarini bats that exist in the league? Matt72380: I would not at all consider myself a bat expert. From what I have heard though the Miken Ultra II is just ridiculous. If some DeMarini's are of the same as the Mikens then we should. Goalpost10: Moving on, what is your opinion of John Bowser taking over team Revere? And also your comments on The Big Sticks victory over Revere this Sunday? Where is Brian Langston's ego after this one? Matt72380: I think John Bowser is a great sportman as is most of Team Revere. He is also a great captain. Brians ego must be sky high right now. Beating his old crew. Maybe he needs another whooping from Salem II to bring him off his high Goalpost10: Ah yes, and what a whipping they received Goalpost10: What about this Sunday's game with you and your Salem 2 team, facing off for the second time this season against a recently defeated Lynn team? Your thoughts Matt72380: Lynn is gonna be hunry. We beat them last time and they are gonna really want a win, but so do we. I am hoping that everyone will show up this week on time. I see a high scoring close game. Matt72380: or just show up at all Goalpost10: Matt Keenan, it has truly been an honor having you on my webpage for the first ever live format interview. I would like to give you this opportunity to kick things freestyle if ya wieeeel (Dusty Rhodes). Speak your mind and then lets call it a night, or morning. It IS 1:39am. Matt72380: I would like to say that I really enjoy this league. Some people like me some people hate me but in the whole scheme of things I get along with pretty much everyone in this league. We all bust balls from time to time. So thank you for the interview and maybe next time it can be you Mr Sica Goalpost10: ME? Matt72380: YES YOU! Goalpost10: WOW! That would be great! Thank you Matt. You are my inspiration. Truly a great man, and a great American Hero Goalpost10: I wouldnt want to recieve herpes from anyone else Matt72380: I think everyone would love for the FSL Webmaster to be interviewed and get your inner thoughts about life, this league, and Joe Naughton Goalpost10: The only thing that has seen the inside of Joe Naughton unfortunately for all of us, has been random projectiles that either he, or his girlfriend screws him in the ass with Goalpost10: I would love to be interviewed, maybe during sweeps month? That might be one thing for Commission Langston as well, during sweeps. Goalpost10: Matt Keenan Goalpost10: One more question Goalpost10: ONe that everyone has been burning to know Goalpost10: A simple yes or no will be fine Goalpost10: ARE YOU THE TRUTH? Matt72380: you really want to know Matt72380: well I will tell you Goalpost10: yes, we have all been dying to find out! Matt72380: I would like to respond as Hulk Hogan did when Ted DiBiase tried to BUY the WWF Championship off him..... Matt72380: HELL...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Goalpost10: Good enough! Be sure to enjoy this interview and much more to come on www.geocities.com/foodmastersoftball. If you have any ideas for people you would like to see interviewed, please email me, Steven T. Sica at [email protected]. Goalpost10: Mr. Keenan. It has been my pleasure Goalpost10: Have a good nights sleep, and we will see you down the field on Sunday morning against Lynn Matt72380: It HAS been your pleasure and now I will go pleasure myself to the titalating sounds of the forrest and some of my dirty pictures of Joe Naughton.... Goalpost10: Ah yes, as will I. AS... WILL... I... |
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