| Hello FSL, is Basfana again. I try very hard and to beg to be on softball team, any softball team but no one want Basafana. Why, why no one want Basafana? Is it cuz Basafana swear at you and call you racist motherfucker? I don't know what I do wrong. Mr. John Bowser, oh mighty giant you can touch the heavens with height you have why you no like Basafana? I do good for team of Revere, I don't have temper like mad man and white devil they call Joe Quinn. He crazy I saw him beat up old man outside Foodmaster for asking him where green beans were. Keep Basafana away from Joe, I want no trouble. Brian Langston why can I no play for Big Sticks? Basafana used big branches on Botswana where we play softball so I use big stick too. I have no temper I can stand O'Rourke I won't beat him for talking, I good Basafana. Adam Trukas why can I no play for Salem 2, I wear green shirt just like you no socks though because Basafana play bare foot I run up and down line. I crazy Adam. I crazy just like you, you fruity son bitch. You hit like mother fucker, like Basfana. You pitch no good for Ump who consume too much magic potion. Is ok Basafana still like you. Danny Langely why I no play for Lynn? Where is Lynn are you still team, Basafana forget you team. I hear you have black man named Scott on your team we can talk about the good ole days in Botswana running barefoot and killing cobra. Man who think he wrestler from Damage Inc why can't I no play for you? I know Kamala I get you his autograph. Or is it cause you already have a black kid, the left fielder named Ryan I hear he like the hop scotch music on Jammin 94.5. Ok FSL please let Basafana play for you, thank you Mr. Sica for giving me column I go rope a wild boar now. Basafana Jones |
| Article posted June 4th, 2003 by Basafana Jones??? Man Of Mystery |