About Bob

 

 

Bob is a myth....Bob is a legend....Bob is not a man of this world....Bob....is everything we strive to attain.  Listen to his name....Bob....spell it....B..O..B....it is simple and unrefined while remaining delightfully tacky.  In the name of Bob alone there is a mystical power.  A power that is uncontrolled, wild, and free.  Bob is as close to perfection as this world could possibly allow.  Bob is a moral being although not by this so called societies standards.  Bob stands next to god as an equal.  Bob and god could fight a battle to neutrality but I think more people are sure of the existence of Bob.  Bobs thoughts and ideas are not decipherable by a normal human mind.  That is why I am here.  That is the only purpose of my existence, to translate and interoperate Bobs ideas to the world, as a portal for his expressions.  Please do not confuse me with Bob.  Although calling me Bob is the greatest of compliments I am not of his caliber and it is an insult to him.  In closing Bob is the finest being and we should all strive to model ourselves after him.  Foo_|