NIGEL WEISS!!
Nigel is a real bitch.  He was born that way August somethin'-or-other, 1981.  He started his career sucking my mom's enema slop from her bleeding, constricted asshole when just a wee lad of 19.  Now he enjoys riding on his boat and eating my globular, yellow scrotum oatmeal.
I heard Nigel is shitting his panties right now in anticipation of his upcoming theatrical debut, "Bacon's Red Rocket Hood."  In the roll of a lifetime, he will play Bacon Barkelby's infamous young penis on a quest for, ironically, Nigel's asshole itself.  Move over Olsen twins!  We've got a new sheriff in town!
Christmas Greeting!
Nigel is a bitch.
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Nigel Weiss
8 My Rectal Embankment
Donnie, Thompson   77833
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