Lissi: OMG--It's Bono!
BIP: you just figured that lol
Lissi: "Hey Lis, Hey BIP! How's it goin'?"
BIP: "WORD!" LMAO! "Moo!"
Lissi: "Yo, B-man, we jus' be chillin'"
BIP: "silence"
Lissi: "Please excuse Larry...He has hemmorhoids, you know..." "......"
BIP: "You fed me after midnight"
Lissi: "Adam!!! Did you do it???" "It wasn't me....um...it was Edge!!!" "No it wasn't!" "Yes, it was I saw you!" "Bono!!! Adam's lying again!!!"
BIP: "It was me!"
Lissi: "HA! You see...It was that evil hat!!!" "AAHHHH!! GRRRRR!!!! GROWL!!!!!
BIP: "bright light!"
Lissi: "I know; that's why I wear shades." "So, what are you going to do about Larry?" "I think we should tie him up."
BIP: "haha"
Lissi: "It's not fun being tied up...I remember you tying me up in the Numb vid" "It was fun for me." *jumps around the room* "AHH!!! GRRR!!! GROWL!!!" "Well, you should do something..."
*Eats Bill*
BIP: *thinks*
Lissi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
BIP: "you gremlin!"
Lissi: "hehehehehe" "I told you that we should have tied him up."
BIP: "wankers"
Lissi: "FOAD" "Right, then. Let's tie him up!" *whips rope out of pants pocket*
BIP: "Bring rope everywhere, huh?"
Lissi: "Well, you never know when you'll need a nice strong rope" *wink wink* "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BIP: "She did it again. The Story....Only this time it had Adam in it."
Lissi: "What story?"
BIP: "Nothing!"
Lissi: "Did it involve rope?"
BIP: "nope"
Lissi: "That's 'cause I'm saving the rope for in 'The Lemon'...OH, I was supposed to think that!!!"
BIP: "haha!"
Lissi: "Yikes!" "So, what was the story?"
BIP: "uh uh uh...*looks around the room*...it's about a clown and uh, a tree"
Lissi: *giggles* "Trees and clowns? That sounds funny."
BIP: "uh yeaaa lol"
Lissi: "So did the clown tie the tree up with a rope?"
BIP: "uuh, yeah"*knows they are on to her*
Lissi: "I'm going to Starbucks to go get coffee. Would anyone like some?" "GRRR!!!!"
BIP: "coffee coffee coffee" lmao
Lissi: "Okay, one for Lawrence! One for BIP." "I'd like some! Black please!" "Hey I take my coffee black!"
BIP: "Here we go again"
Lissi: *laugh* "Get me a latte!" "Oh, Mr. Fancypants wants a latte!"
BIP: *falls on floor*
Lissi: "I'd like some tea please." "Edge, live a little and drink coffee! Well, ok, I'll go get them." *walks out of room* *picks BIP up off the floor*
BIP: "weeee"
Lissi: "Now about that story..." "Yes, do tell."
"PLEEEAAAASSSEEE!!!" "GROWLLL!!!"
BIP: "gremlin"
Lissi: "BLAK, GRRR!!!"
BIP: *gives chicken*
Lissi: *doesn't eat chicken, eats hats* "So, back to the story..."
BIP: "Right....So...Lis, what's new?!"
Lissi: "Not too much...I worked all day today."
BIP: "Same old"
Lissi: "Where do you work?" "At a vet clinic." "Do you get to see monkeys?"
BIP: *dies laughing*
Lissi: "Damn, monkeys would be wicked cool!" *looks at Bono like he's an alien*
BIP: "Hey look, it's Murphy and Chester!"
Lissi: "GROWL!!!"
BIP: "Don't eat the cats!!!" *hits *
Lissi: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "AHHH!!!"
"Oh no! I think you've angered him!"
BIP: *room goes silent* "So, uh...."
Lissi: "Now about that story???"
BIP: "Yea and monkeys were in it" *looks at Lis*
Lissi: "Oh my really? Do tell!" *continues to look at Bono like he is an alien*
BIP: "And and uh they ate the tree and the clown...the end."
Lissi: "Hmmm....that's an awfully short story...didn't the monkeys eat anything else?"
BIP: "Uhhh...owls"
Lissi: "OH NO!"
BIP: "And uhhhh spoons..."
Lissi: *walks back into room* "Did someone say spoons?"
BIP: "umm yea" "chicken"
Lissi: *hands everyone their coffee* "Except for you, Mr. Fancypants! Here is your LATTE!" *hands Bono his latte*
"GRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLL"
BIP: *hits * |
