Half Around The World In 80 Days |
Courtesy of contributing author : Richard Stevens
Patrick arrived on the doorstep and was greeted by Susan. Susan fell immeditately in love with Pat and their warm, loving relationship began. Pat and Susan spent many nights together in front of the television, pashing and fondling each other. Then, one day, Patrick announced that his friend Alan from Irelend was coming over and together they would travel up the coast to Cairns. Sue was very upset as her first love was leaving. She tried a variety of ploys to make him stay, including massage, denting the wall next to the front door and long, loving glances. To no avail, Pat was going. So we even had a send off BBQ for Pat, and we found out the real reason why Susan refused to attend. Pat had invited some of his other lovers along, namely Jenny and Judy. Susan knew her jealousy was a problem and therefore avoided confrontation by not attending. Overall it has been a pleasure living with Pat the Rabbit and we all hope he and Alan have a wonderful trip together. Susan, however, will never be the same again!