Folds: The One with all the Right Answers
I just want to make it known really quick that this is not porn, so back off perverts. ha!
Anyway, I'm Folds, the pimp-playa-fantastic. Just check out the pic, it's undeniable. But remember ladies, don't hate the player, hate the game.
The basics are: I am currently a junior English major at Truman state university in Kirksville, Mo. I turn 21 in June which I can't wait for because then I can stop nagging people to help cure my insaitable thirst for beer.  Enough about that, before I start sounding like a lush (haha, to all those of you who know and/or have bought for me).
I joined a fraternity my freshman year here, so this is also a shout out to all the members of that wonderful organization, Tau Kappa Epsilon. It's a big part of my life so I had to say something.
I also wish to make it clear that this site was created for two reasons: one, I am doing it for a class, but two, I always wanted a site. So for now, ignore the aspects of this that are obviously there for the class, including the non-profuse language. haha
So, now that my introduction has rambled on like Holden Caufield on speed, lets get down to bidness.
Prom: 3 year old pic, but it still looks good.
First, I'd like to just say thank you to anyone who takes the time to visit my site here. It marks several long and grueling hours off dedication on my part (actually, I was intoxicated through much of the creation). I chat Yahoo all the time so if you came here via the link on my profile, cool.
As much as I enjoy being the sweetheart of Kirksville though, I find I don't have enough time to recognize everyone who may visit, so the all inclusive "Special Thanks" to my friends.
Though this web page really accomplishes nothing, your being here makes it somewhat worthwhile.

Cool Links:
BenFoldsFive (this band broke up, but the link will take you to Ben Folds' page)
Tke Nationals: a listing for every chapter out there
MY Chapter: these are the guys whom I party with and almost know, in a biblical sense
20th B-day: one of my finest moments, I swear
Latest News:
Yeah, it's been awhile, but I'm back. The Blues lost in the second round and now the Goddamned Red Wings are in the finals. I hope Carolina stomps the shit out of them. Anywho, been an interesting time getting readjusted to Kirksville in the summer. Can only look forward to the Cardinals and my very soon upcoming birthday. If you're cool you should be at my party. Snooch (6/8/02)
Peace Out,
Jake
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