Dewayne "Daddy" Conner - One of the other "elite" friends of the Foil Friends. Dewayne was our greatest conquest, and our greatest conquered. It took a full 9 weeks to persuade Dewayne to be our friend. Drawings, begging, you name it, we tried it! It paid off in the end. Now, Dewayne "Daddy" Conner is not afraid to claim us in public. He even laughs at us, sometimes. We owe Dewayne a lot. He is part of the reason we started our comics. :)
Jason "Brockdaddy" Brockman - Jason was the easiest friend we ever made. It was like this. You see, "Brockdaddy" walked in one morning, and he passed us. We said, "HEY YOU! WILL YOU BE OUR FRIEND?" And he said, "Sure." Since the beginning, Brockdaddy has claimed the Friends in public. Oh, what a friend we have in Jason! His status has since been upgraded to Foil Friend, even though it was clearly in the rule book in the beginning there would be no inter-Foil Friend dating... Amanda is a rule breaker!
Kelly D. Robertson - Kelly D. is just some kid. Pretty quiet, but very entertaining. He does a spectacular gay voice! The offer still stands for those 4 shiney quarters if you'll walk up to a certain "authority figure" we all know and love and do your voice, Kelly D!
"Steve-O" - Okay, so Steve-O isn't our friend. But he will be. If you're reading this, "Steve-O" ...one day, whether you know it or not, you will be our friend. For that matter, you already are. You were made to be a friend of the Foil Friends. We can see that this is going to take more work than it ever did to befriend dear Dewayne Daddy, but we're willing to work. We are determined, and crave your companionship. YOU WILL BE OUR FRIEND! P.S. Steve-o, please, in the future, accept our gifts of nature. Thank you.
Billy Idol - Well, okay. So he's not our friend either, but he's pretty cool anyway.
Ben "Winkie" Glover - Winkie has to be the most gullible kid the Foil Friends know. He's entertaining in his own "special" way. I believe it's only right to tell how Winkie got his name. You see, it was in U.S. History where Winkie, then known as Ben, answered that the most famous American killed in the Battle of the Alamo was "Rip van Winkle." We're not sure where he came up with that one either. Anyhow, his new name became "Rip van Winkle" naturally, which the Foil Friends later shortened to Winkie for convenience.
Nick McGowan - So he's not technically a friend, so much. He's just this lame fat kid. He'll be debuting in our comics soon - Mighty Nick and His Big...Mountain Dew!
Mr. Floyd - There's not much to say about Mr. Floyd. The Foil Friends at first thought he was unfriendly. However, through a season of marching ('cuz we're "band poo...") the Foil Friends came to like Mr. Floyd a great deal. He even agreed to let us write about him here! Hi, Mr. Floyd! Mr. Floyd is also the same "Floyd" you see in the Foil Comics, disguised cleverly as "Super Floyd!" The only man that can defeat the evil "Insane Man."
Brittany Stamper - Brittany plays a brilliant deaf kid, for the Foil Friends evil plans of spoofing Winkie. Words fail me when it comes to this violent young lady. She often times uses harsh words and a mean backhand. Heh heh. However, she is a good friend to the Foil! Her parents are also lovely. Greetings, Brittany! :D
Matt "Mattrick" A. - We have not filled out his last name, as he felt it was "uncool." He was deemed "Mattrick" by Amanda and several other of his little friends. Mattrick is a good young soul, and takes the time to send the Foil Friends questions. No, Mattrick, chewing on a Foil Friend is not harmful to your teeth. However, it might be to your eyes. More on that later....
Manda "Bob" Null - Ah, yes. Bob. Deemed "Bob" many a year ago by Rhonda. Rhonda discovered there were far too many "Amanda's" and "Manda's" in the world, and not nearly enough "Bobs." Hi, Bob. Let's talk about "this here measure..." shall we? :D
Isaac "Ike" Hankla - Just shut up, Ike! Just shut up! Looking forward to your return from Switzerland, kiddo.
David "Davit" Roy - David Roy is a likeable character, if you can get past all of his evilness. He's even got his moments where he's mildly intelligent entertaining, though few and far between. Heh heh.
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