EPISODE 8
Guest: Mike Hatton
REZA: Yousef is the only guy to try to hijack himself out of a car.
YOUSEF: I tried to pay Reza to steal my car. Yeah, didnt' work.
CALLER: (Mike's twin brother, Pat): Hey, I'm calling I heard the show and I just wanted to say what's up and you guys did a great job on the movie last week.
YOUSEF: He's lying to us.
REZA: He is not.
MIKE: Yousef did a good job.
YOUSEF: You did.
MIKE: You can see Yousef in "On Bloody Sunday".
REZA: Okay, stop jerking each other off because I am between you guys all right?
MIKE: Hey man, my elbow's got some lube on it.
REZA: Hey!! We're not allowed to say anything bad about Scientologists because they could hire us one day.
REZA: Yousef, don't we have a rule here about having people on here that are funnier than us. That's now fair.
CALLER: I work in a pharmacy..
(fart noise)
CALLER: And we have a drive-thru window and I was helping this woman when all of a sudden, this little girl who's probably like 4 rolls down her window in the back seat and she asks me how bad her fart smells.
(fart noise)
REZA: Wow! Is that when you reached in and ripped her eyes out?
CALLER: (laughs) I wanted to. I just...
MIKE: Gave her some antiseptic.
YOUSEF: A 4 year old made you smell her farts?
(fart noise)
YOUSEF: Am I getting this right? A 4 year old was like.. (girl voice) "Smell my fart, hehehe (fart noise) Here you go smell it again. hehehe" (regular voice) That's what happened?
REZA: That's when you say it smells as bad as your mom's breath and then close the window.
RAFINE: I thought you were going to say vagina.
MIKE: I bet you didn't know she was the heiress to the Bush Bean fortune.
CALLER: (male) I have a big question for Yousef.
YOUSEF: I have a big answer for you.
CALLER: (male) Okay, will you marry me?
REZA: Dude he's mine!
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