EPISODE 7
Guest: Becki Kregoski
REZA: (to a caller) Don't hit on your cousins ok? Only in the Middle East.
CALLER: We had to get rid of the car because it was worth 2,000 dollars and they said it would cost between 4-5,000 dollars to fix.
REZA: Wow!! See, that you need to light on fire on video.
REZA: I was attached to one (nipple) fo the time I was born until I was about 13 1/2 and my mom got grossed out for some reason and made me separate for about 2 years and then I had to find myself another.
YOUSEF: I am pretty sure I haven't seen Reza away from a nipple for about 2 hours.
REZA: Right.
YOUSEF: Since I've known him, and that was 2 years ago.
REZA: Yousef's car is a whore. If you see him put the key in the ignitition, everytime it shakes like that, I think it's actually cumming. I think it's actually excited to have you sit in it's chair.
YOUSEF: A lot like my ladies.
BECKI: Reza is sexy.
(Reza growls)
YOUSEF: Wait a minute, wait wait wait. Everyone out there, I have been hitting on this girl for a month and Reza has her on the show once and she's llike (female voice) "He's sexy".
REZA: We turned it around man. We've got white people delivering pizza to us now.
YOUSEF: (telling a story about being a grocery cart pusher and loading groceries) One day I am loading this one and I'm sorry to say this word because I don't like using this word but this bitch's groceries. And what does she do? I am loading in her back seat. Before I closed the door she starts to go and I'm like "Oh my God, I'm not finished loading your groceries." She stops. But where does she stop? On top of my right foot.
(Laughter)
CALLER: (laughing) I've got a story that involves driving over feet.
YOUSEF: I am sitting here cursing her out at 15 years old like "Ahhh you hurt my foot, you hurt my foot. It was terrible.
REZA: What did she say?
YOUSEF: She said "I don't care, load my groceries."
CALLER: There's ain't a lot of wit with Yousef around.
YOUSEF: Oohhhhhhh!!!!
REZA: Okay, you've got to stop that. We're hanging up on you now. Because you know what, I have to hold Yousef tight for about 15 minutes every time you call in. I'm not doing that again.
