EPISODE 4
Guest: Bennie Zura
REZA: Yousef, (about Bennie) he'll kick your ass, dude.
YOUSEF: Dude, I'll kick everybody's ass.
YOUSEF: I think that's where true film making comes from. It comes from the heart. It comes wanting to do something and, and just not holding back anything. And that's, it's amazing.
YOUSEF: The truth in the matter is.. umm.. wait wow I forgot.
REZA: Yeah, you know I saw that one coming from a mile away. I saw the grim reaper fly over his head and chopped that thought right in half.
YOUSEF: It's once a show, I gotta have that brain fart. It's just, it's the way it works. Like I told everybody, it goes: I get this great idea and it goes around and around and around and I let it go past and 3-4 times and then (raspberry)
REZA: Short circle by the way, guys.
YOUSEF: It's like "What happened? Where did it go?"
YOUSEF: Should you call? Yes you should call.
YOUSEF: I own a Ford Taurus P.O.S. Wagon.
REZA: What does P.O.S. stand for?
YOUSEF: I can't say because we want that E rating.
YOUSEF: Everybody thinks I'm this white guy. Yeah I'm pale but that doesn't mean I'm white though. I've got culture!
REZA: I was watching again the BBC and I saw the dolphins are one of the only mammals if not the only mammas that has sex for pleasure, right? And sooo.. after I saw that I was a little interested and I went to Sea World for a date.
YOUSEF: I was about to ask you, I was going to be like "What the hell are you talking about? Sex for pleasure?" And then I was like "Oohh."
REZA: It turned me on. And so I went down there and apparently the goatee didn't turn them on, they don't have that and they were like "Nooooo" and it almost sounded like a goat which made me go to the petting zoo and then I was fine.
BENNIE: Yeah maybe the dolphins got they got their aim on right now.
REZA: Dolphins if you're listening, you guys are hot!
REZA: I saw manateze hump once at the zoo. That was kinda gross, actually it was at Sea World and I wasn't invited.
YOUSEF: I've got to pee like.. no.. other.
REZA: Go on ahead bro. Just pretend it's the October Fest and pee under the table and order another beer.
YOUSEF: Oh man, someone hook me up. The only cup I have here isn't even a cup. It's a pen holder. It has this mesh little metallic.
REZA: It doesn't hold water.
YOUSEF: No! It's got holes in it. I'm going to pee all over the floor.
CALLER: Do you know there is actually website to tell a person how to have sex with a dolphin?
REZA: What??!!
BENNIE: Really?
REZA: Hello!! What's the website?! I was so shut down you wouldn't believe it. I had the little bucket of fish. I was tossing them in there. I gave them a little (makes the sound to attract the dolphins) None of it worked.
YOUSEF: We're definitely going to be taken off the air after all this.
YOUSEF: (freestyling) This is the worst rhyme you're ever going to hear. But my name's Yousef. I'm from the Middle East. I became an actor. I play Daniel Beast. He's so funny but he's not that cool. The thing is, he gave up on film school, for the love. The love of one girl. You know her name. It's Bree and she's changed his world. Now they are on the run..from..these black dudes.. wore these black suits. AHHH!! I lost it.
