EPISODE 23
Guests: John Suits
Bryce Gerlach
REZA: We're gonna butter these guys up so they'll give us work in the future.
REZA: (after a party) The next day.. and I know I'm not the only one that this has happened to. You wake up, you're hung over, you can't fucking move, where the hell you're sleeping, there's something next to you that's, you know drinkable, usually it's a half empy beer..
YOUSEF: With a cigarette butt.
(Everyone recognizing it, laughing and saying it's the worst)
REZA: With a cigarette butt in it. Sometimes you see it, if it's clear and sometimes you don't but you don't give a fuck because you're thirsty and you take a couple swigs anyways.
YOUSEF: No you don't.
REZA: And that flavor of flat beer with a cigarette butt is exactly a Miller Lite Genuine Draft is like.
YOUSEF: Well, there goes that sponser.
YOUSEF: You know I've heard some of the hottest girls out there are women.... I mean men.
REZA: Iran is actually a great country believe it or not, as long as you don't pay attention to what's going on... same as America.
REZA: Rafi, you're fucking fired.
RAFI: Dammit.
REZA: (foreign accent) (about a caller) Put him on the line, I want to hit strap him in the man pussy.
REZA: I look like a goat that were shaved with some clippers that were dull, baby. It is painful to see me naked. I don't even like to look at myself in the shower.
YOUSEF: I'm like Halle Berry.. $500,000 a nipple.
REZA: I ain't paying you shit. Keep the clothes ON.
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(There were quite a few good stories in this episode and some of them you just have to hear to get the maximum enjoyment. Also since there were 2 guests that I'm not very familar with it was sometimes hard to distinguish who was saying what)