EPISODE 21
Guest: Krystle Lina
YOUSEF: The most kick ass show on the planet!!
KRYSTLE: I'm really obnoxious.
YOUSEF: You'll fit right in.
KRYSTLE: I always tell Rafi to fuck off.
RAFINE: She tells me to fuck off quite often.
YOUSEF: That's okay.
RAFINE: They actually fire me about 5 times a show.
YOUSEF: WIth good reason.
KRYSTLE: I'm going to the playboy mansion this weekend on the 27th. I was invited.
YOUSEF: Did you need a plus 1..?
(Reza does a cough/laugh)
YOUSEF: I mean plus 2. Sorry Reza.
YOUSEF: Every thing I touch turns to fire.
REZA: I could put a strangle hold on this mike with my balls. I'll tell you right now. All 3 of them.
YOUSEF: All 3 of them huh? I caught that... that's good...
REZA: It's true.
YOUSEF: ... with my mouth.
RAFINE: Krystle, how long you gonna be able to hang out with us?
KRYSTAL: Until they kick me out.
YOUSEF: Until they.. ohhh? I'm just kidding.
REZA: Lock the door, Yousef.
YOUSEF: Exactly.
YOUSEF: I almost wasn't going to be able to come in today. I've been working so much on Lonelygirl.
REZA: You mean I could have been here by myself with Krystle in here.
YOUSEF: I know right? Now you're saying "Can we kick Yousef out?"
REZA: I'm a tease.
REZA: It's hard enough for me to pay attention to how to drink my own beer.
YOUSEF: Apparently it is hard for you to pay attention because I said.. the.. same.. thing... 35 seconds ago.
REZA: Really?
YOUSEF: Yeah.
REZA: (about his dog) 10 nipples, bare chested, she's a good girl.
YOUSEF: 10 nipples. You gotta love a girl like that.
YOUSEF: Reza can drink a glass of beer in .5 seconds.
REZA: (after drinking an entire glass of beer in less than a second) It's how I get the chicks.
YOUSEF: It's how he got me.. uhhh.. uhh..
YOUSEF: (to Reza) Why did I think you just had a birthday?
REZA: (foreign accent) Because every day is a celebration of my life. I own you bitch.
REZA: (foreign accent) But today I am wearing underwear for once because I stopped wearing the diapers. I just crapped in them too many times and forgot to take them off. They started turning white. It was disgusting.
YOUSEF: I'm ADD, what can I do about it?
REZA: Well I'm ADHD, so what are you gonna do about it?
YOUSEF: I'm gonna punch you in the face.
KRYSTLE: I'm just DD so there you go.
YOUSEF: (about Reza) How is it fair that he's brains and brawn? All I am is nipples. Just a bunch of nipples.
YOUSEF: His (Robin Williams) knuckles is harrier than my whole body.
CALLER: I'm just pulling numbers out of my ass.
REZA: (foreign accent) And I bet they smell delicious.
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