EPISODE 19
Guest: Carly Jones
YOUSEF: Shatori Baby.. oh wait sorry about that.
CARLY: My car was smoking.
REZA: Did you buy Yousef's old car? (a minute later) What was it smoking? A cigar?
REZA: (to Carly) You had a martini, you're feeling good. You're fine.
RAFINE: Are your headphones all right sire?
(laughter)
YOUSEF: Actually they're pretty good now.
REZA: (who got the note on the caller instead of Yousef) Notice how I handed that to you instead of crumpling?
YOUSEF: I'm a crumpler.
REZA: (cartoon voice to a caller who's car exploded) Hello!! Your car made poop?
REZA: (when the caller tells that his car exploded) Did you call Jack Bauer?
CALLER: No I didn't call him, he's an alcoholic.
YOUSEF: I had to hump him because he humped my head last week.
YOUSEF: (after Reza humps his head again) Rafie, I can't hear anything.
RAFINE: Shut up.
REZA: They've been raising them (taxes) anyways and using it to buy shit to kill other people.
YOUSEF: Thank you!!
REZA: They have new weapons, by the way. They're pretty cool.
CARLY: (laughs) Good to know.
YOUSEF: Hey Reza, we're trying to do a radio show here, bro. Like what's going on?
REZA: You know I was just talking to myself and you walked over that with your paint balling talk so you know what? As far as I'm concerned you can suck on these 3 balls, bitch.
CARLY: Ooohh 3?!?!?
REZA: They're big. There's gotta be 3 in there.
RAFINE: Since you don't need one, can I take it home?
(a caller asks if Yousef is a good kisser)
RAFINE: Yes he is.
REZA: I've kissed Yousef. He sucks!!!!
YOUSEF: I lost control of the show about 3 weeks ago.
KATHERINE: (calls in) I just want to say I love you guys, I love the show and Carly, I love you so much, I mean Mallory. I love you so much.
CARLY: Thank you so much.. you have no idea..
REZA: Lesbian.
REZA: What else should anyone be doing Wednesdays 6-7 other than listening to us?
YOUSEF: Hump Day is all about the FOB LIFE.