FOB QUOTES

REZA: (foreign accent) In my country we make music out of anything.

YOUSEF: (foreign accent) Rafi, you are fucking fired.

KATHERINE: Can I tell you a story..

REZA: Yes.

KATHERINE: .. about the first shooting day that I met Yousef, everybody?

REZA: Yes.

KATHERINE: He was accepting me on myspace and, uhh the way the intiation, I guess you want to call it took place was he told me he was gay.

YOUSEF: It wasn't really like that. It was more.. she asked me about my buddy on my myspace.

KATHERINE: Who was all beefed up and oiled.

YOUSEF: He was in the water so he looks oil from far away. He's like, he's like.. this guy is ripped you know, and all that. And she's like "who's that first friend of yours?" And I heard that and kinda ran with it and so I was like "Oh, that's my.." and tried playing it off and start going full force and you bought it, hook, line and sinker.

KATHERINE: I did, because, I'm guillible Call me a ditz, I don't care. I'm guillible.

YOUSEF: Which says something about me. But the best part was, everybody... I went to everyone and told them to just go with it, let her think about it. But then we're at dinner, we had been doing this and Kevin, our cameraman at the time, he had been very, he had been sick the whole day and he didn't know we were doing this. We were at the dinner table and talking he didn't know we were doing this and he thought I was coming out and was like "Oh my God, I didn't know."

YOUSEF: If I had the abs, I'd walk around shirtless all day.

KATHERINE: (reading the chat room) "Katherine can you strip for us?" No you gotta go to my night job for that.

KATHERINE: I don't swear on this show, I promise.

REZA: The grim reaper took a shit in Yousef's head.

KATHERINE: (to look younger for LonelyGirl15) And I tape up my boobs. (laughs)

REZA: I do too, can you tell? You can't see the tape can you?

YOUSEF: I need to tape up my.. keg.

KATHERINE: I can meep.

YOUSEF: (after Reza spills a drink) Oh, you jackass.

KATHERINE: Jackson farted.. in Grand Canyon.

REZA: (telling a caller to turn off her speakers) (foreign accent) Yes turn off your speakers, I can hear myself poop.

REZA: I don't apologize. I was born this way, they can't do anything about it, the medicine doesn't fucking work, ok?

KATHERINE: (about a song) It's borderline country, and I despise country.

YOUSEF: I didn't like it. No there is this one, and I hate country.

REZA: Why do girls wear t-shirts that say something funny on them, because then when you read it, they get mad at you for staring at their boobs. It's like "I'm reading your shirt, hello" That's my excuse.. doesn't work.