FOB QUOTES

YOUSEF: Rafi is screwing our show on purpose!!

YOUSEF: This show, it's a train wreck and you know what, high 5 for that.

REZA: So, back to the little multi-faceted show, called The FOB Life, where we, you know, do cell phone calls on air, play with you know, taxidermed crows, drink, fire people on a regular basis.

REZA: (foreign accent) Oh my ears are full of my shit.

MICHAEL: I was one of those kids that I would spend all my time writing.

REZA: Would you get beaten up by the other kids?

MICHAEL: They still do. I have no lunch money. Stop beating me up please.

REZA: (about Yousef saying he's single and looking) Send naked photographs to youabu.

RAFINE: (when Yousef is hugging him) Rape me!! Rape me!!

REZA: The United States Government Brainwashing System.

YOUSEF: There is no war out there that is not politically funded.

REZA: Bush does not even know what time it is now!!

MICHAEL: Back to Michael the guest.

MICHAEL: I'm just mad because we haven't learned from it.

REZA: (looking at yearbook pictures of Yousef) Look at Abu. He was so much cuter back then.

YOUSEF: (a minute later) You know I would have rather had the porn pics.

REZA: (foreign accent) I am naked under my clothes.