EPISODE 15
Guest: Taryn Southern
YOUSEF: What's up everybody out there? This is Yousef. I can't hardly hear myself at all. What are you talking about? Are you sure the levels are there? Are you sure? Do I need to move closer? What is going on? Anyways, I just want to say what's up Reza?
REZA: Shatori Baby!!
YOUSEF: Oh I can hear him. What's up with that bro? That's cool.
REZA: (to Taryn who got a degree in Anthropology & Journalism) You could study me. I'm not human.
REZA: (foreign accent) Oh my goodness, my computer's gone bye bye.
REZA: Actually this is Rafie's bedroom.
RAFINE: Yeah. I sleep right here, my nuts slide right about here.
REZA: Hang on.
YOUSEF: Right.. here?!?!
RAFINE: Yeah.
YOUSEF: Ahhh.. Beat you to it.
RAFINE: Lick it. Lick it.
YOUSEF: That just grossed me out.
TARYN: (about her new movie) It is sort of a porn movie but it's not a porno. It's about 2 guys who instead of going back in time in a time machine, they go into a porn land. They're transported into their own porn land.
YOUSEF: How do I go there?
REZA: There is nothing too offensive for me.
TARYN: (when getting slimed at the Kids Choice Awards) I got the reject slime.
REZA'S MOM: Reza!!
REZA: Yes mom?
REZA'S MOM: I didn't think I was ever, ever going to saying this but I'd rather be talking about nipples than all this other stuff.
REZA: (a few seconds later) Ralfie was SO unprepared to hear my mom say nipples.
REZA: Mom, I stick with goats, you know that!!
REZA: My mom would say when I would get into trouble "Go to your room and don't break anything."
REZA'S MOM: I tried to log in and I couldn't log on tonight though.
REZA: You're fucking logged in. What the hell's wrong with you?
YOUSEF: Don't talk to your mom like that.
YOUSEF: Oh I just actually read a chat real quick and it says "How comes Yousef never types?" I never learned how to read.
RAFINE: Just type now so that you can baffle them.
REZA: Because I bit all his fingers off in the last fight we got in.
REZA: (reading from chat) Yousef and Reza should do a duet of "Wind Beneath My Wings" I've got a wind beneath my pant leg.
RAFINE: I want to smell it.
YOUSEF: You wanna switch chairs?
YOUSEF: You know what Reza.
REZA: What?
YOUSEF: For the team, for the team, thank you for not singing for the team.
RAFINE: You two should make out for the team.
YOUSEF: Oohh... That's a big scary topic.
YOUSEF: We need to get Taryn on Lonelygirl for a little bit. That'd be sweet
TARYN: Yeah I agree.
REZA: Yeah. Get her a permanent spot?
TARYN: Can you do that? Do you have the power?
YOUSEF: Do I have the power? I'm He-Man.
REZA: (Taryn is going to sing happy birthday) This is a group happy birthday anyone who's had a birthday within the last 5 years.