EPISODE 13
Guest: Amber Stevens
Guest Host: Jessica Rose
YOUSEF: Do you have cricket noises cuz my brain's got crickets? (bird noises) That works because I got so confused.
YOUSEF: I am a one woman man and it is whoever woman I am talking to.
YOUSEF: Why is it on the shows I don't get hit on by the girls? I get hit on by the guys.
YOUSEF: I'm just here to look pretty.
(Applause is accidently played instead of the nipple sound)
YOUSEF: You gave us claps? You gave us the clap? Thanks man.
YOUSEF: I just got a text from Becki, while I'm on the radio show, asking me why I have my phone on if I'm on the air. Well, I have a question, if you know I'm on the show, why are you texting me?
JESSICA: I have a celebrity crush on Justin Timberlake and James Franco.
YOUSEF & AMBER: James Franco?!?!?
JESSICA: (about "Superbad") Hey guys I saw that movie with my dad. Awkward!!
YOUSEF: It is SO vulgar. How could you watch that movie with your dad?
JESSICA: I didn't know. I thought it would be funny. You know like "Knocked Up" wasn't THAT bad.
YOUSEF: There are more sex jokes in that movie than..
JESSICA: The first 10 minutes I was like "Oh I just wanna go home."
YOUSEF: Yeah seriously. You're like "Dad I have an ear ache, I gotta go."
JESSICA: I would keep looking over at him to make sure he found this funny and if I should laugh at a funny part or act like I didn't know what it meant.
AMBER: I saw "The Girl Next Door" with my grandmother.
YOUSEF: What have I got going? I am working on my pimp status.
AMBER: (about Jessica) She did a phenomenal job. I would have believed her too in the beginning.
JESSICA: I paid her.
AMBER: Yeah right.
AMBER: Shadow Stevens is my dad. He is the shit. Can you say that?
YOUSEF: I said fuck earlier so..
YOUSEF: Welcome to the FOBLIFE with my very special co-host tonight. Jessica Rose. We didn't get enough of her last time so we got her back. We beat up Reza to get her back.
