FOB QUOTES

MAX: I'm not going to meet any embarrassment in fantasy football by the way.   And thanks to the fans for..

YOUSEF: Oh yeah thank you to the fans for not inviting ME. I love football. What is that?

MAX: But you did say to me you would probably not know what you were doing.. huh?

YOUSEF: That's probably true.

YOUSEF: (about the Yankees) You know for having all that money and being able to pick all those amazing players, they should be in first every year. They're not. They're not. This season they're not.

MAX: Yeah, but the Red Sox are in first.

YOUSEF: To be in the wild card with the amount of money they have is just crap. I mean.. they might as well just be in last place.

MAX: I don't want to hear it.

YOUSEF: Not like the Braves which is an amazing, awesome, cool, just great team all around.

MAX: Who make it into the playoffs almost every year and get lost in the first round. (laughs)

YOUSEF: We don't have the Yankee money. That's all I'm saying.

YOUSEF: Oh look they're all so excited. They are saying "Yay!!" Someone just fainted but they were able to type.

YOUSEF: (after Max does an amazing job singing) Excuse me eveybody, I have to go and uhh.. make out with Max now.

YOUSEF: Yeah somebody asked me if you (Max) have a 6-pack. They specifically said "Yousef, does Max have a 6-pack?" How would I know?

MAX: (a minute later) This is why I play Spencer. I don't have a 6-pack. Can you imagine Spencer with a 6-pack?

YOUSEF: I got a keg. That's right. That's how I do it. More to love.

YOUSEF: (to a caller) Want to count to 3?

CALLER: Yeah. 1..2..3.

YOUSEF & CALLER: Yankees SUUUCK!!!!

RAFINE: (after a caller gives Yousef some love) Hey he gets all the loving he needs from me so back off.

YOUSEF: In fact you can't really see under the desk and.. don't put the hand down there.

YOUSEF: I used to LOVE the ninja turtles back in the day.

RAFINE: (after Yousef says he'd want to be on "TMNT: Fast Forward" tv show) Want to sing the theme song with me?

YOUSEF: I can do it, but no I don't.

CALLER: Before I go on, I just need to say that chat demands that the both of you take your shirts come off.

YOUSEF: You know.. I don't think the beast should unleash the beast.

CALLER: I might get jumped if I don't bring in that request that.

MAX: You people are crazy.

YOUSEF: The shirts must stay on in order to keep my show.

RAFINE: Yeah let's just say that.

YOUSEF: I really recommend.. not puking.