EPISODE 11
Guest: Jessica Rose
YOUSEF: Reza, what did you do man?
REZA: Ummm.. I don't remember because I'm sober now.
JESSICA: (about Yousef) I would never tell your secrets.
YOUSEF: I appreciate that.
JESSICA: (mumbles) I would sell them on E-Bay.
JESSICA: (when a cop who pulls her over and asks if she's been drinking) I said "No I'm not 21." and he said "Well that doesn't matter." and I said "Yeah but, I'm not Lindsay Lohan."
JESSICA: When I was born, and this happens a lot, babies are born and they have boobs and I was like "Oh my God I wish had those boobs now."
JESSICA: I know I have small boobs but I'm good with them.
YOUSEF: Yankees suuuuuuck.
REZA: (about the Yankees) See I told you. It's because they have the biggest payrolls so they can buy all the really good players.
YOUSEF: They got the biggest egos is what they have.
JESSICA: (reading a question from the chat) How is Jackson's kissing??
YOUSEF: It's.. uhh pretty good.. oh wait.
YOUSEF: I went to pick up my cousin from the airport. I'm driving around and I get pulled over before I even get him at the airport, pulled over by this police officer. And by the way, I got pulled over 3 times last week. Three times. I get pulled over by this cop and he gets my license and he says "Where's your registration?" And I'm like "I don't know." So he goes back to his cop car and I start digging under my seat and stuff, and I guess he doesn't see me, he freaks out and he looks at the license and freaks out a bit, because the next thing I hear over the speaker is (speaker voice) "Put your hands on the wheel. Put your hands on the wheel now ." (regular voice) And I'm like "Oh my God, what's going on??" He has his hand on his gun, he's staring at me thru the door opened up. And I'm like "Oh my God, I'm going to die." And he calls up 3 more cars and they surround me." ,
