EPISODE 10
Guest: Jackson Davis
YOUSEF: Someone said they just threw their panties. And you know what, Jackson? It was for me. Not for you.
REZA: I'm not wearing any panties.
YOUSEF: I'm umm.. not intoxicated.
RAFINE: He's lying.
YOUSEF: I don't drink... every day.. every hour.
CALLER: I have to apologize right now for my man voice.
JACKSON: Man voice? You sound hot to me.
(A caller says something that isn't heard)
REZA: I have trouble in New York City. There is like so many people that get bumped into rather regularly, and if people don't say excuse me, I get mad and hit people.
REZA: I'm going to overdose on human growth hormones.
YOUSEF: Hell, I already have from the waist down.
YOUSEF: Okay I'm going to be serious for about 4 seconds. So go ahead, say something to Jackson that you've always wanted to say, even if it's.. not something cool about me.
JACKSON: You know, just for the record this is the 2nd time I've been on this show and nipples has been mentioned.. within.. I don't know, 45 seconds.
REZA: He's (Jackson) got some lean muscle action going on. If I was hungry I would not eat him. He doesn't have any fat on him.
YOUSEF: What? Are you saying you could survive off me?
REZA: Yes, Yousef, you're number 1. You're number 1!
YOUSEF: This is protective karate.. stuff.
YOUSEF: I just got back from the bathroom. I have no idea what's going on but I do have a story for you, everybody real quick. I run out because I got to pee so bad and I'm like "Oh my God, I gotta go" and in our studios has no bathroom but it's a complex and the there's bathrooms in the complex. I run out the doors and at the very same time this lady is running out with this humongous dog. And I go (makes a noise) and the dog goes (growling sound) and I was like (makes a noise) and I start running and she goes (female voice) "No, no, no!!" and the frickin dog starts chasing me and I ran. This is not a joke. I peed almost in my pants and run to the freaking bathroom and close the door behind the dog and then I peed very well.
REZA: Dude, you are such a pussy. You just came from my house. I have dogs, accumulated of almost 400 pounds of dogs at my house. And you ran from a dog?
YOUSEF: You have a Pit Bull, a Doberman Pinscher, and.. some other dog.
REZA: Austraian Terrier.
YOUSEF: This one was a like a Golden Retriever or something.
REZA: That's like the most brain dead... that's like the Malibu blonde of dogs bro.
YOUSEF: Not when it goes grrr and you gotta pee.
REZA: You are gay as hell.
