Takeaway

Tifa: YAY I got the opening line

Barret: Shut up Foo

Cloud: People at linwood's live for a year

Vincent: Throw Something at him...SOMETHING HARD

Cait Sith: SUGAR

 GUNSHOTS

Barret: Dumb cat!

Cloud: Who threw that thing...THAT HARD THING

Tifa: Ehhhhhhhh...remember our promise

Red XIII: Nanaki's verdict: I'm hungry SON OF SETO!

Tifa: No your Cosmo Canadian

Cloud: Reddy breks is right Let's get a takeaway

Barret: I'll order so what do you want FOO?

 Barret write's down what everyone wants & rings the takeaway

Waiter: Hello Turtle Paradise the slowest takeaway in the world how may I help you?

Barret: Ok here's the order 1 chop fooey 1 bag of coal [for tifa she's on a diet] 2 bags of sugar 1 sack of cat nip

Waiter: Ok & remember if its quicker than half an hour you pay double!

29 minutes later....

Waiter: I was quicker than half an hour so you pay DOUBLE!!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

                     The End

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