REALLY COOL 

                            SWORD  

Sephiroth: Come closer cloud

Cloud: Why?

Sephiroth: Please I want to give you something!

Cloud: oh god I never knew you felt this way [score!]

 Cloud goes to kiss sephiroth

sephiroth: HIYA! Take that you spiky headed gay B*****D

Cloud: Owwww you stabbed me with a really cool sword it's so cool where did you get it?

sephiroth: at the gold sauser 

Cloud: it's so cool oh shit I'm dieing coo....ugh

  Tifa walks in

Tifa: NOOOO.... I was going to kill him you selfish B*****d

Sephiroth: Bring it on you poor b***h

                ***POP***

 Marlene pop's out of nowhere

Marlene: I had three bags of SUGAR aaaaaya DO YOU LIKE THAT? Qua zat

sephiroth: what the Fu.....

Marlene: lets go to my special place

sephiroth: Where you crazy shit

Barret: foo

Marlene: Your mother for 50 cents

Tifa: now Marlene we all know she cost's 1.50

sephiroth: that's it both of you are dead

Marlene: no we're not 

Cloud: urgh....urgh....

sephiroth: your alive?!

Cloud: lets...g.go...b.buy...women's....clothes...

Tifa: your alive? thank god

Cloud: at least some one care's about me

  Tifa bends down to Marlene & whispers that guy with the sword stuck in him wells thats your daddy who used to eat your kittens and killed your granny with a  scaffolding pole & he has sugar in him

Marlene: raragaga napom sugar qui zat granny tata kittens like star light  fafa arrrg TOO MUCH SUGAR DIE 

She ran at cloud & ripped his stomach open & took out a bag of sugar

sephiroth: god this fan fic is too freaky I'm going to work at a Taiwan fish factory

tifa: its just me & you what do you want to do?

Marlene: patama for me I see sugar give GIVE

 Marlene bite's tifa & give her rabie's and she die's

                              The End

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