Barret: let's eat
Tifa: wait say that caption from the bible before meal's.
Aeris: say it now or I'll smash em!
Cloud: Say it now or I'll chop em off!
Tifa: say it now or I'll rip em off!
Barret: Ok pack of cranky....
Barret: Ok miss tifa...AHEM...we thank the foo for this food
Barret: since when have you been so religious?
Tifa: remember our promise!
Barret: We didn't make a promise
Tifa: CRAP! Then I haven't got a excuse...
Barret: LET'S EAT!
Barret: Hey wheres the food?
Aeris: Palmer the fat hooker ate everything
Barret: Even the chop fooey?
Cloud: Yeah but at least we got each other
Aeris: Actually he ate Marlene!
Aeris: He thought she was a pink candy bar!
Cait sith: SUGAR!
[Gunshots]
Barret: DUMB CAT!
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