[Clouds costume]Cloud: Hey Vincent check out my new mask.
Vincent: you dressed up as a scaffolding? Gay little badger
[Clouds costume]
cloud: where did you get that vampire mask?
Vincent: that's my face shit head the bullying, mother's beating, my father oh it's all coming back!
[tifa walks in]
tifa: I got the key to the ancients
Vincent: well I have the screw driver to the ancients
cloud: trick or treat Vincent
Vincent: shut up you spiky headed freak!
Marlene: BOO
Vincent: where the hell did you come from?
Marlene: well when mammy & daddy love each other they...
Barret: shut up Marlene
Marlene: Where the hell is my flower?
Aeries: you can buy one from me!
Barret: shove the flower up your......actually thats probably illegal
cloud: Aeris I thought you were dead
Aeries: ehhh no I killed the sword [ my mommy is....illegal in 6 states]
sephirioth: you killed masamune* [sniff] masa....
Cid: BOO
Vincent: what the hell are you doing here?
cid: boo...ing
Vincent: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there's a stain on my cloak NOOOOOOOO my mom's going to beat me again
tifa: I got the key to anicents
Cid: i got an anicent stick
Red: BOO
Barret: Where the hell did you come From foo?
Yuffie: BOO
Barret: Where the hell did you come from foo?
Marlene: well yuffies mommy & daddy love each other so they
Barret: Shut up Marlene!
Pr gast:Where did you Qua cha la ba fa
Barret: Ain't you dead foo?
Pr Gast: Oh yeah ehhhh... look it's elvis!
Caith sith: boo
Barret: Shut up you dumb Cat!
Caith sith: your lucky colour is illumious blue
Barret: dumb cat
Sephrioth: WOW caith sith is filled with explosive's
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
ps: no cats where hurt in this fanfic except cait sith....
back to Final Fantasy Fanfic
back to Main
*masamune is the name of sephiroth's sword from the all knowing SETO!