COOKING TIP'S

      Not only are we physo's we know how to cook [not really..........]

#1 do not die...

#2 make sure your knife's are REALLY SHARP!

#3 your knife's must not be blunt they must be REALLY SHARP!

    See cloud's smart his sword is REALLY SHARP

#4 REALLY SHARP!

#5 do not cook if you do not have food

#6 do not give Marlene sugar 

#7 REALLY SHARP!

#8 do not cook 20 foot scaffolding

#9 REALLY REALLY SHARP!

#10 do not leave the cooker going when on holiday's as your caravan might burn down!

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