Cloud learns the guitar

One day at tifa's house in nibelim everyone was getting dinner....

Aeris: What is this crap?

Tifa: It's not crap it's a natural laxative & it does exactly what it say's on the box!            

Aeris: what does it say?

Tifa: Relieves instantly!

Aeris run's off to the toilet moaning & come's back 10 minutes later looking rather pale!

[See Aeris does look pale!!!]

Aeris: ohhhhhhh.....

Barret: What's the rest of the food?

Tifa: Bread, sliced bread, stuffed bread, toast, sliced toast, stuffed toast & bread on toast.

cid: what to have arggggh I can't decide with that noise upstairs... make some GOD DAMN TEA TIFA...

Bad guitar playing booming up stairs....

Red: Oh yeah cloud got a guitar & I got a drum kit but I can't hold the drum sticks!

Cid: Red you're a shit head

Red: Nanaki's verdict: Smoking kills & outer space is a shit hole!

Gunshots...

Barret: that stupid spikey headed freak!

Barret had been shooting  the roof & the guitar kept going....

Red: I'll run upstairs & shut him up

Red runs upstairs & the guitar stops....

Barret: Bout time FOO

Cid: Hey maybe that red bholach ain't so bad

Then their is a drumrole & the guitar & drums start....   [Click Here to listen to cloud & red's song!]

Barret: ARGHHHHHHHHH!

Barret & cid run upstairs & barge into clouds room....

Red: OW....OUCH.....ARGH....MY HEAD!

Barret: That is some freaky shit!

Cid: Red you faggot why are you playing the drums with your head?

Red: Because I....owww....Can't hold the....ouch....drumsticks

                   BANG!

Red's head breaks the drums!!!

Cid: Holy shit he knocked himself out!!!

puff Marlene appears out of nowhere 

Marlene: Red...Sugar....raraga....

She picks red up & both of them disappear....

Vincent: My dog sugar is home

Sugar: It's me Red

Vincent: No you're not

Sugar [red]: Yes I am

Vincent: Argh....

Gunshots....

Sugar: ughhhhh.....

Sugar dies & Marlene appears out of no where & picks him up & disappears.....

Barret: This is too freaky foo I'm off home 

Cid: Same here

Vincent: Same here

Marlene: Same here

Cloud: I'm at home on my own oh god I'm so ALONE!

                      GUNSHOT....

Barret: Shut up cloud you faggot

                          The End

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