CLOUD GETS HIS BIKE CHECKED

One day at the garage in sector six....

Cloud: Be careful her... she's my precious... [god I'm so alone]

Marlene: Don't worry I'm the best mechanic here!

Ten minute's later in the waiting room....

[Clouds Precious]

Cloud: barret....

Barret: Huh what?                                        

Cloud: Is Marlene actually a mechanic?

Barret: Of course not... she's too young foo!

Cloud: What?!

Cloud Run's into the Garage to find his bike is gone & burst's into tear's

Cloud: It's gone....But we will's find it's my love.... & it will be our's.... yes my love we must kill fat Marlene....

Barret: Oh no not again Marlene...

Cloud: Oh no what? where's my bike?

Marlene walk's in with a bag of sugar in her hand....

Cloud: Marlene tell me where's my bike?

Marlene: raraga.... I rammed it into meteor Whan cha ba la fa....

Barret: Oh god the foo bought some SUGAR!!!

cait sith: Did some-one say sugar???

Barret: Shut up cat!

                                         GUNSHOT'S   

Cait sith: Ughhh...I'm Dying...

Marlene: No your not stop lying you liar hiiya wha bam

Marlene throw's sugar into cait sith eye's

Cait sith: "..."

Cait sith died from sugar poisoning....

Rufus: I'm here

Barret: shut up you idiot who's only in one cg movie [ CG....I love that word]

Rufus: it's true & that's the one I die in oh god I am a idiot

Rufus shoot's him-self...

                                                     The End

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