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| "You get the sheet, you do the sheet" - Mrs. McClelland |
| "It'd be better if it had more fire on it." - Mike |
| "Yes... yes...!" - Person on Antiques Roadshow |
| "Every morning the flamin' bus is late!" - Mrs. Bosman |
| "Can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?" - Michael |
| "I think it's D: Whooping Cough" - Person on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? |
| "Don't shout "Fuck" across my classroom!" - Mrs. Webster |
| "The ugh-total-losers gang!" - Khranjit |
| "TEST!" - Mike |
| "Can't Cook, Won't Cook... Don't fucking cook then!!" - Lee Evans |
| "To put the camera away!" - Michael |
| "You need help!" - Stuart |
| "...and the grasshopper said, 'where are we going?'" - Person out of Neighbours |
| "ARGH! You nearly gave me a heart-attack!" - Secretery woman |
| "Last but not first" - Mr. Smith |
| "I am so ANGRY!!!" - Miss McKavanagh |
| "Get back! GET BACK!" - Miss McKavanagh |
| "It serves you right, you stupid twat!" - Stupid woman |
| "You're in slapping distance!" - Farhana |
| "Shut up, fat arse!" - Matthew |
| "My wife- is a common prostitute!" - Michael |
| "It doesn't make a difference! They're still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets!!" - Soap |
| "You don't say!" - Rory Breaker |
| "THE FLY! THE FLY IS IN MY SUIT!" - Person out of Evolution |
| "We've had a good look at you now!" - Stupid person who thought I was throwing stones at her precious little barge |
| "erm... excuse me!" - Art teacher, can't remember her name... |
| "It's you, making an awful lot of noise, which I do not expect! Now clean it off, you can start with a rubber!!!" - Mr. Curphey |
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| Quotes |
| Category 1: School (Drama) |
| "Stop raarrrin' wiw' ya'!" - Mo (Eastenders) |
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| "There's a shoe on tills" - Mike |
| "Was that you or that slag over there?" - Mike |
| "You scared I'm gonna carve someone with them Jammy Dodga!?" - Darlene Cake |
| "Y'all want some fries or somethin'?" - McDonald's Guy |
| "Quiche!" - Alex |
| Category 2: School |
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| "I want to break free!" - Vicky |
| Category 3: Games |
| "No Good!" - Raphael (Soul Calibur II) |
| "You're quite the rude one!" - Raphael (Soul Calibur II) |
| Category 4: TV - Bad Girls |
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| "I just can't stand you!" - Eve |
| "Do you actually eat that, or shove it straight into an artery?" - Zoe Lyons |
| "It was about the size of a baby's head!" - John |
| "You Bastard!" - Bridget Griffiths |
| "Shit! It doesn't float!" - Tayfun |
| "She is the most boring woman in the universe bar none!" - Jonny Gibb |
| Category 4: TV - Bad Girls |
| Category 5: TV - Survivor |
| Category 6: TV |
| "This is awful... in a bad way!" - Louise |
| Category 7: Film |
| Category 10: Miscellaneous |
| "Oh! Cloud! Your hair looks like a Chocobo!" Tifa (FFVII) |
| "I'm not having anyone talk about me in the past tense!" - Squall (FFVIII) |
| "F..Frog... Is talking.. Maybe I eat it?" - Quina FFIX |
| "I thought you said cheese, not shit!" - Dave |
| "You fuckin' knows it, clart!" - Adam |
| "You're from KENT, aren't you?!" - Mike |
| "Why the talking!?" - Sr. Stafford |
| "I said listen!!" - Sr. Stafford |
| "No dogs allowed, get out Gary!" - Mike |
| "Dave and Mike, they're like... names!" - Adam |
| "My brother poked me in the eye once... it hurts" - Mike |
| "It should be Domino's!" - Bhav |
| "That's such a trap!" - Bhav |
| "Don't give up your day job" - Barperson |
| "You've been hanging round wi' these poncey Southerners too much, you need Northerning up!" - Andrew |
| Category 9: Uni |
| "I got hit by a bus again" - Bhav |
| "I thought I was a good driver until I drove into a house" - Adam |
| "It's not gonna take up any much room extra" - Adam |
| "Where did the Turkish girls go!?" - Dave |
| "And he's LOST it!" - ISS Commentator |
| "Four times as strong as the original Polo, freshens up your gob a treat, so much so in fact, I think a full on snog might be on the cards... just so long as my laddo don't find out, nyuh har har!" - Mike |
| "Where did the Turkish girls go!?" - Dave |
| "Where did the Turkish girls go!?" - Dave |
| "Where did the Turkish girls go!?" - Dave |
| "There's a specsavers in Leicester" - Bhav |
| "It's not really a mirror, is it?" - Bhav |
| "TB, now there's a disease" - Dave |
| "Piss-stained Adam" - Bhav |
| "Now frankly, I don't give a fuck" - John Cleese |
| "...and I don't come from the proper midlands so I don't talk like a prick" - Dave |
| "Is it nine o'clock in the morning or at night?" - Chris |
| "Help us save lives!? That's just a money-making scheme" - Mike |
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| "No, it's instant... but it tastes just the same" - Some form of coffee |
| "Spam up!" - Spam ad |
| Category 8: TV Ads |
| "Real or fake?" - Mingles (I think) |
| "Oww!" - Ove Glove |
| "You got that dickhead wrong!" - Andrew |
| "I think she thinks I'm a big enough tit as it is" - Andrew |
| "Zoltan" |
| "Gate... GATE... GAAATE!!!" - Andrew |
| "Caswell? That's just a cheap rip-off of Cresswell!" - Alex |
| "So where's the car then?" - Andrew |
| "It must be cool to be a bit of bread" - Adam |