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| Since coming to university I've become a bit partial to a bit of legal* thievery, I would like to make a list of things stolen by myself, as well as items stolen by my good friends Bhav, Adam and Dave. I shall try and extend the list as and when appropriate. 1. Butter, lots and lots of butter. 2. Chalk, multicoloured blackboard chalk. 3. 2 Grolsch glasses. (Including one incredibly embarrasing failed attempt). 4. An Iceland shopping trolley. 5. A cone. 6. Cheesecake. 7. Booze. 8. Many posters! 9. A "Fire Door Keep Shut" sign. 10. A cage. 11. Shot glasses. 12. A half pint glass from an expensive pub in Cheltenham, so it's okay. *Though quite probably illegal, it's the kind of harmless, fun stealing... I would never do anything like rob a bank, or a fishmongers... |