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| This is just a quick dictionary to define all those words that we may happen to have changed and a list of words that may/may not be what you expect. Hope you don't get confused. |
| B Bear n. - A fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and flavored with hops. Beer n. - A large, usually omnivorous, mammal. Bhav n. - A person who is known to have a few screws loose, more accurately, they're just a bag of screws. They can sometimes make random comments or just laugh when nothing happens to cause that laughter. Blimey n. - A drink consisting of Bailey's and lime. Advice: Don't! |
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| E Eczema n. - A noncontagious inflammation of the skin, characterised chiefly by redness, itching, and the outbreak of lesions that may discharge serous matter and become encrusted and scaly. |
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| L Lemon Grove, The - A student drinking establishment in Fallowfield, Manchester. Luka n. - The result of mixing together Vodka and Lucozade, quite a nice drink it is too! |
| C Camel n. - A large mounted weapon that fires heavy projectiles. v. - [camelled, camelling, camels] To kick an object (usually a football) with great power. Cannon n. - A humped, long-necked ruminant mammal. Common Room, The - Room T05.11.7 in Owen's Park, paid for by Mike but used by... anyone who wants to use it. Contains GameCube, Dreamcast and soon a PS2. Decorated with over 250 bottles of Grolsch. |
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| M Micohol n. - An intoxicating liquor derived from the words Mike and Alcohol. |
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| R Racist n. - 1. A person skilled in the art of driving and especially racing. One who finished first in a race may be referred to as a good racist. 2. See "Twat n. 2." |
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| S Squiggles n. 1. The name of the Oak House Bar. 2. A bushy tailed, arboreal rodent, they come at �29.99 each in a choice of red or grey. |
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| T Twat n. - 1. The external genital organs of the female. 2. Somebody who has the characteristics of a dickhead. 3. A derogatory term used to announce your anger/disappointment at something/someone. Tree n. - A habitat for squiggles. v. - [treed, treeing, trees] To leave. Three, please - An abbreviated phrase, which in its complete form says "Can I have a donor kebab with three scoops of chili sauce please?" (A hand gesture of holding up three fingers also works) |
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| U Uurrghnyuh ? - An incoherent comment muttered by Adam. |
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| X Xma� n. - 1. A Christian festival in which families gather, exchange gifts and stuff their faces with Turkey and get drunk on... whatever's available. 2. The period before (and after) Xma� day, this usually begins in mid-October for most shops and advertisers, though some keep it strictly to December. |
| D Donor n. A fatty, yet scrumptious "meat" used in donor kebabs, the composition of donor is however unknown (apart from that 99% of it is fat) the rest is possibly made up of random meat donations. Donner n.One who donates, donations can be money, gifts, blood or ingredients for donor kebabs. |
| G Grolsch n. - A drink drunk commonly in the Common Room. |