Here you see.. John with his legs up on Nick's shoulders.. and
with his head buried deep in John's crotch..
He was still able to take a picture.
John then began to serenade Nick with a sweet song that went
a little like so:
"If I was gay, I would give you my heart.
If I was gay, you'd be my work of art.
And if I was gay, we would swim in romance.
But I'm not gay, so get your head out of my pants."
(What? Did you guys really think I was going to
take credit for taking this picture?)
If it makes you feel any better, Nick..
Here's some material for the next time you have to rub one out.
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