Superman: Ultimate Flight!
The Only Rollercoaster that brings you back so you can soar through
the air!
The only ride where you can fly like Jesus!
And who are you to say that Jesus couldn't fly if he wanted to?
In any event, as I'm seated in the chair.. it's obvious I couldn't
have taken this picture.
You know who did?
Let me give you a hint:
That help at all? Yeah, that's right. Nick took it.
Instead of focusing on me.. Nick was far enough away to make
sure he got the underaged females in the shot.
Even this chick is thinking:
"He is such a pederass."
But what is also intriguing about this photograph is.. while
I was soaring through the air like Jesus..
Little did I realize that..
My arch-rival, The Garbage Man, was hiding right around the corner!
DAMN YOU, GARBAGE MAN!
What evil lies inside your heart?!
If I know you, like I think I know you! I'm guessing that it's
a lot of discarded waste!
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