The
Fly On The Wall
By Stephanie
Hunt
No-one ever pays any attention to the fly on the wall.
They should though. They may be a secret agent plotting to help
take over the world. Maybe even the universe. You'd pay attention
then, wouldn't you!? You would if you knew that's what it was
unless you were a really gullible person who's new year resolution
was to stop being so gullible and therefore even though you did
believe them you payed no attention because of the resolution.
To all those people I have to say: Stupid gullible idiot!
A typical spy would go flying around from mansion to mansion to
hear some good rich dudes goss or from brothel to brothel to find
some rich dude who they would blackmail. Very productive huh!
That of course is the typical unemployed spy as there isn't as
much plotting to take over stuff as there used to be. Back in
those days the gullible believed the spies when they actually
talked to them and told them that they were just normal flies
and the non-gullible gangsters and rich dudes always had fly spray
near-by.
The End
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