From Linda:
"I am the one voted most likely to die
young. Don't believe a word of it.
Ivy and I would never
do any of those things. Our idea of fun is going to the local
church fete and helping out selling cookies - special cookies
that make you really happy. My friends and I are a G-d fearing
bunch and Stephanie shall be struck down by the almighty for breathing
these horrid words against our good names. As for Davinia, she
wears nothing but darling floral dresses and sweet cardigans.
The only person (God save her soul) that we will not tolerate
in our presence is Olivia who we recognise as being directly linked
with Satan himself."
Please understand that
Linda wrote this and all I've done is put it here. It is complete
and utter b*lls**t (except for the last bit about a certain person
who really is "directly linked with Satan himself")
and should not be beleived unless you want to beleive that all
people on the Earth should be treated the same way we treat cute
little doves (they should be free and should symbolize the love
and compasion that we like to beleive in). This little paragraph
is just my meandering and should not be read anymore. But you
can if you want cos I like to blabber on, and on, and on, and
on, etc.. Can you beleive that my brother has changed his keyboard
to a new type. One that has all the vowels as the left had homekeys.
Argh! It is so annoying. Like, that computer has the good modem
so I wanted to check my emails and do you know how long some of
the email addresses are????? HUGE!!! Well, needless to say I took
quite a while.
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