"Smellie"
Kellie
Kellie's probably one of my closest
friends. I tell her practically everything and I think she does
the same. She's my best bud in class though at lunchtimes and
recesses I we don't always hang out together as she has a whole
other group of friends (as do I) and some of her friends don't
like me and others I don't like. So there's a nice simple reason
why we, until recently when she aquired a guy *hehe*, don't talk
constantly at lunch times (if ANYONE out there has one massively
close friend who they do absolutely everything with then I'd like
to know about it).
Kellie is a bouncy 15 year old girl *hehe she's younger than me*
from the hole most people know as Adelaide. She lived there for
like 6 or so years before moving to the gardern state Victoria
(which, acording to the funny big-haired man Jeff, is On The Move).
Kellie is a skiny runt who's aim in life is to be fat - if I had
the oppurtunity I'd be more than willing to give her some of mine.
She's funny too....and did I say bouncy? No-one but me and her
knows the trend in the guys to whome she's taken a fancy to and
because of this trend I know any guy me or Rhona likes (last year
the the three of us were a sort-of group in class) is safe from
the tall *did I say BOUNCY* Kellie. Aren't close friends supposed
to be interested in the same kind of guys? I thought they were...maybe
me, Rhona and Kellie aren't that close - I thought we were. And
the three of us like manipulating eachother's minds, if you're
reading this, Kellie, then I have to tell you that...........
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is, I think, the only person
who know what this means and despite her denying it, after 23rd
of November it most definately is! Just 'cos me and Rhona managed
to really screw with your mind doesn't mean you can just go and
do it to mine. Next year we gotta screw with Rhona's.
I've just finished adding to Rhona's little (no, I suppose you
can't use that word anymore, if you ever could) page. *hehe* I
sure like to blabber on, don't I? Well, anyway, I hope you eventually
get to read this page cos I'm not gonna edit it (well I did edit
it once by the request of Liv straight after I uploaded it but
that was just one word), just add to it. It sure will be getting
long, won't it? Well, anyway, are you gonna get like Rhona and
never call? I actually needed to talk to you. And that was almost
a week ago now (ok, it was only half a week ago, but still!).
Gosh, you're too ocupied *hehe* but I can understand, your happiness
makes me happy too cos at least one of my friends is really happy
but damn you! Now out of the little group of our three you're
the only one who's had a bloody boyfriend. I'm mad, I'm sure Rhona's
mad too. Maybe I should take this out .... maybe, but I won't,
not till you read it. But maybe I should take it out before you
read it ....... nyer, who cares. I once wrote this huge email
to Rhona and for some strange reason the browser crashed and I
lost the whole thing just before I sent it. Then, that night,
when I thought about the letter I realised I never should have
wrote it, let alone send it so it must be a good thing that the
thing crashed. It makes me think I really am haunted. I beleive
I am. Not haunted as in a bad way but definately still haunted.
But on this subject (uh-oh, rambling is about to start) I also
beleive in phycic powers. I've had premonitions. Earlier this
year (1999. But it may have been late 1998, i dunno) I had this
really strange dream. When I say strange I mean warped, wacky
... almost a what-did-that-mean dream like falling means something.
D'ya know what I mean? Tough if ya don't. Well anyway in this
dream a friend, Davinia, was at this shopping mall (the mall was
in this country town near my g'dad's home and this was one of
the features that made it a what-the-hell-did-that-mean dream
cos it kinda reminded me of a childhood - as in young primary
school age childhood as I don't believe I am still experiancing
childhood as such - experiance) and my friend, for some
strange reason, was going to all these shops (although
I only saw one of these shops but I knew she was going to others
- you know how it is in dreams, don't you?)) which were advertising
shoes that bounced. And therefore my friend was dropping these
shoes and they were bouncing right back up to her and she caught
the shoe. And (this was a bloody long time ago so my memory's
kinda getting holes in it) this, I think, was when I woke up (or
went to the next dream, dreams are really weird things, it's just
that this was the last dream I remembered having that night).
Then I think about a month or so ago (ok, it's now early December),
maybe longer, my friend was telling how on the previous weekend
she'd gone to one of the local malls (can't remember which now)
and had seen these shoes she'd seen advertised on TV to bouce
or something and she'd dropped one to see if it bounced. Cool
huh? Any sceptics out there? It's the truth. And I had another
friend (Linda) who I'd told the dream to soon after I'd had it
- don't ask me why I told her as I don't offten tell my friends
my dreams. So when, after Ding had told this story to our group
of friends, I told them about me having the dream, Linda vouched
for me.
This story kinda relates to Kellie's page as she believes in all
the blow-the-eye-lash-and-make-a-wish, and candle-burning-on-a-full/new-moon-wish-for-a-guy
kinda stuff. And she also has a dream diary (and thinks - after
me telling her this freaky story - that I should have one too.
I do often have some seriously weird dreams) which she keeps.
And I now kinda beleive in all that wishing stuff as after a few
months of me (and obviously her) wishing she got with this guy
(who she's currently in a relationship with) via always wishing
on fallen (not pulled) out eye lashes for these two to get together,
and me now wishing on the first star I saw every night (see, I'm
not so selfish and I'm proud for this feat I managed to pull off.
I normally wished for a certain guy for myself instead) for these
to, now love-birds, to get together. It wasn't that they were
just a great match and were destined to get together. And it wasn't
just this and the fact that this gal regretted it so much
that she hadn't ever asked the previous guy she'd liked (who I
won't mention .... no! I won't, I'll restrain myself, you can
trust me .... I think ..... still ....) to go out with her. No!
It was all the wishing done by the two of us. I've, in the past
few years become a strong beleiver in all the mystic, magic (not
David Copperfield!!!) stuff. Although I have, for as long as I've
remembered, wished for the latest obsession of mine to ask me
out. I'm obsession-girl - I obsess over everything in my life.
I'm also very paranoid *hehe*. Kellie believes that we need to
pick up our rubbish, to not wear leather and fur (she despises
Gweneth Paltrow for bringing fur back into fashion) but I believe
our world is already doomed. Humans have destroyed it. It is gone
.... wasted ...... And the human population (the population of
the plague of the Earth) is still growing! To all those
reading this and who beleive in God: I have a theory for you people,
all plagues, diseases, cancers have been introduced so strongly
lately to try, dearly try, to reduce the Earth's plague of humans.
Think about it: more people die now of new diseases than ever
in the history of man. Think about how the plague brought by rats
killed off so many people. This helped to keep the Earth's plague
in track. But now we have cures and preventative injections to
stop these Earthly medities. And new Earth plague cures are needed.
Bring in AIDs. Bring in more Cancers than ever before. Bring in
all these new deadly virus's. They are all needed. And bring on
a new world war, please these heavily reduce the populations
of continents. It does so rather evenly, too, most of time. And
with all the woman's liberation stuff more people who join our
defence forces are females. And more of these people, these women,
are going to be fighting when WW3 comes knocking 'round the corner.
Fun, huh? And what's funny is that Kellie does not aprove
of all this talk *hehe* and I've written all this down on her
page. It would probably fit more on Davinia's. The satanic girl.
The one with the dog collar 'round her neck. *hehe*
If you don't yet get the idea
of the type of person Kellie is then I'll tell you what happened
to me this afternoon (20th Dec, '99). She called me up 'cos she
was coming round sometime to watch movies and stuff and I told
her - so as to keep her on the phone longer and annoy her - about
a dream I'd had the previous night. In it she had said something
really, really crewl and mean to me and I had hanged up
on her. After I told her this she started to apologise. Funny.
*hehe* And then for some reason she did call me a Bitch
and I asked her if she was going to apologise and she wouldn't.
I think it was because I told her how I'd kept her on the line
already 20 mins longer than she had wanted to stay for. And then
she hung up on me after her saying bye about five times and then
me saying, "Oh, Kellie! I just remembered something important
I had to tell you!" What a Bitch! Oh well, I can call her
Bitch to my heart's content this Thursday. : )
Kellie recently aquired the internet
(Christmas pressie). Yippee!!!! Now me, Rhona, and Kel can have
a chat in an ICQ chatroom and Bitch about eachother. And plot
against eachother. And harass eachother!!!! *hehe* I'm gonna make
sure Kellie regrets ever getting it. *hehe* I've gotta put her
ICQ number here as soon as she gets it (which'll be as soon as
she calls me back as I called her today).
Hmmm..... what's new with touchy,
gropey friend of mine? I have power over her. I have gotten
her into Buffy the Vampire Slayer. How good is that? My obsession
has rubbed off on her. Mwa-ha-ha!
Fssss. This page is old. I no
longer care about what was all her fault. So funny... but to get
Rhona back. It's her fault for starting it. hehe. New blame person.
:::NOW IN UNIVERSITY:::
Ok. Now that we're in Uni this page... it really REALLY old. And
she got a new guy ... Adam. *hehe* Girly-Girl! Yes. I laugh. Mwa-ha-ha.
hehe. No! I don't have lots and lots and lots of sugar in me -
well.... actually... sugar levels been at a constant high since
end of exams... but whatever... Gonna be *stuck* with Kellie for
2 subjects second semester (2002). Astronomy (which she
no want to do), and Psychology (which I no wanna do). So
all is good in the world of La-la Land. But in case you
no do yet, me have written song about Kellie and you can read
here: Ball Of Energy (on my Song/Poetry page). So yeah. She now 18. Wow. She so old...
Fine! Point it out that she is only 5 months younger than me!
See if I care! It's still a whole other year. *hehe*
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