"Smellie" Kellie

Kellie's probably one of my closest friends. I tell her practically everything and I think she does the same. She's my best bud in class though at lunchtimes and recesses I we don't always hang out together as she has a whole other group of friends (as do I) and some of her friends don't like me and others I don't like. So there's a nice simple reason why we, until recently when she aquired a guy *hehe*, don't talk constantly at lunch times (if ANYONE out there has one massively close friend who they do absolutely everything with then I'd like to know about it).
Kellie is a bouncy 15 year old girl *hehe she's younger than me* from the hole most people know as Adelaide. She lived there for like 6 or so years before moving to the gardern state Victoria (which, acording to the funny big-haired man Jeff, is On The Move). Kellie is a skiny runt who's aim in life is to be fat - if I had the oppurtunity I'd be more than willing to give her some of mine. She's funny too....and did I say bouncy? No-one but me and her knows the trend in the guys to whome she's taken a fancy to and because of this trend I know any guy me or Rhona likes (last year the the three of us were a sort-of group in class) is safe from the tall *did I say BOUNCY* Kellie. Aren't close friends supposed to be interested in the same kind of guys? I thought they were...maybe me, Rhona and Kellie aren't that close - I thought we were. And the three of us like manipulating eachother's minds, if you're reading this, Kellie, then I have to tell you that...........

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is, I think, the only person who know what this means and despite her denying it, after 23rd of November it most definately is! Just 'cos me and Rhona managed to really screw with your mind doesn't mean you can just go and do it to mine. Next year we gotta screw with Rhona's.
I've just finished adding to Rhona's little (no, I suppose you can't use that word anymore, if you ever could) page. *hehe* I sure like to blabber on, don't I? Well, anyway, I hope you eventually get to read this page cos I'm not gonna edit it (well I did edit it once by the request of Liv straight after I uploaded it but that was just one word), just add to it. It sure will be getting long, won't it? Well, anyway, are you gonna get like Rhona and never call? I actually needed to talk to you. And that was almost a week ago now (ok, it was only half a week ago, but still!). Gosh, you're too ocupied *hehe* but I can understand, your happiness makes me happy too cos at least one of my friends is really happy but damn you! Now out of the little group of our three you're the only one who's had a bloody boyfriend. I'm mad, I'm sure Rhona's mad too. Maybe I should take this out .... maybe, but I won't, not till you read it. But maybe I should take it out before you read it ....... nyer, who cares. I once wrote this huge email to Rhona and for some strange reason the browser crashed and I lost the whole thing just before I sent it. Then, that night, when I thought about the letter I realised I never should have wrote it, let alone send it so it must be a good thing that the thing crashed. It makes me think I really am haunted. I beleive I am. Not haunted as in a bad way but definately still haunted. But on this subject (uh-oh, rambling is about to start) I also beleive in phycic powers. I've had premonitions. Earlier this year (1999. But it may have been late 1998, i dunno) I had this really strange dream. When I say strange I mean warped, wacky ... almost a what-did-that-mean dream like falling means something. D'ya know what I mean? Tough if ya don't. Well anyway in this dream a friend, Davinia, was at this shopping mall (the mall was in this country town near my g'dad's home and this was one of the features that made it a what-the-hell-did-that-mean dream cos it kinda reminded me of a childhood - as in young primary school age childhood as I don't believe I am still experiancing childhood as such - experiance) and my friend, for some strange reason, was going to all these shops (although I only saw one of these shops but I knew she was going to others - you know how it is in dreams, don't you?)) which were advertising shoes that bounced. And therefore my friend was dropping these shoes and they were bouncing right back up to her and she caught the shoe. And (this was a bloody long time ago so my memory's kinda getting holes in it) this, I think, was when I woke up (or went to the next dream, dreams are really weird things, it's just that this was the last dream I remembered having that night). Then I think about a month or so ago (ok, it's now early December), maybe longer, my friend was telling how on the previous weekend she'd gone to one of the local malls (can't remember which now) and had seen these shoes she'd seen advertised on TV to bouce or something and she'd dropped one to see if it bounced. Cool huh? Any sceptics out there? It's the truth. And I had another friend (Linda) who I'd told the dream to soon after I'd had it - don't ask me why I told her as I don't offten tell my friends my dreams. So when, after Ding had told this story to our group of friends, I told them about me having the dream, Linda vouched for me.
This story kinda relates to Kellie's page as she believes in all the blow-the-eye-lash-and-make-a-wish, and candle-burning-on-a-full/new-moon-wish-for-a-guy kinda stuff. And she also has a dream diary (and thinks - after me telling her this freaky story - that I should have one too. I do often have some seriously weird dreams) which she keeps. And I now kinda beleive in all that wishing stuff as after a few months of me (and obviously her) wishing she got with this guy (who she's currently in a relationship with) via always wishing on fallen (not pulled) out eye lashes for these two to get together, and me now wishing on the first star I saw every night (see, I'm not so selfish and I'm proud for this feat I managed to pull off. I normally wished for a certain guy for myself instead) for these to, now love-birds, to get together. It wasn't that they were just a great match and were destined to get together. And it wasn't just this and the fact that this gal regretted it so much that she hadn't ever asked the previous guy she'd liked (who I won't mention .... no! I won't, I'll restrain myself, you can trust me .... I think ..... still ....) to go out with her. No! It was all the wishing done by the two of us. I've, in the past few years become a strong beleiver in all the mystic, magic (not David Copperfield!!!) stuff. Although I have, for as long as I've remembered, wished for the latest obsession of mine to ask me out. I'm obsession-girl - I obsess over everything in my life. I'm also very paranoid *hehe*. Kellie believes that we need to pick up our rubbish, to not wear leather and fur (she despises Gweneth Paltrow for bringing fur back into fashion) but I believe our world is already doomed. Humans have destroyed it. It is gone .... wasted ...... And the human population (the population of the plague of the Earth) is still growing! To all those reading this and who beleive in God: I have a theory for you people, all plagues, diseases, cancers have been introduced so strongly lately to try, dearly try, to reduce the Earth's plague of humans. Think about it: more people die now of new diseases than ever in the history of man. Think about how the plague brought by rats killed off so many people. This helped to keep the Earth's plague in track. But now we have cures and preventative injections to stop these Earthly medities. And new Earth plague cures are needed. Bring in AIDs. Bring in more Cancers than ever before. Bring in all these new deadly virus's. They are all needed. And bring on a new world war, please these heavily reduce the populations of continents. It does so rather evenly, too, most of time. And with all the woman's liberation stuff more people who join our defence forces are females. And more of these people, these women, are going to be fighting when WW3 comes knocking 'round the corner. Fun, huh? And what's funny is that Kellie does not aprove of all this talk *hehe* and I've written all this down on her page. It would probably fit more on Davinia's. The satanic girl. The one with the dog collar 'round her neck. *hehe*

If you don't yet get the idea of the type of person Kellie is then I'll tell you what happened to me this afternoon (20th Dec, '99). She called me up 'cos she was coming round sometime to watch movies and stuff and I told her - so as to keep her on the phone longer and annoy her - about a dream I'd had the previous night. In it she had said something really, really crewl and mean to me and I had hanged up on her. After I told her this she started to apologise. Funny. *hehe* And then for some reason she did call me a Bitch and I asked her if she was going to apologise and she wouldn't. I think it was because I told her how I'd kept her on the line already 20 mins longer than she had wanted to stay for. And then she hung up on me after her saying bye about five times and then me saying, "Oh, Kellie! I just remembered something important I had to tell you!" What a Bitch! Oh well, I can call her Bitch to my heart's content this Thursday. : )

Kellie recently aquired the internet (Christmas pressie). Yippee!!!! Now me, Rhona, and Kel can have a chat in an ICQ chatroom and Bitch about eachother. And plot against eachother. And harass eachother!!!! *hehe* I'm gonna make sure Kellie regrets ever getting it. *hehe* I've gotta put her ICQ number here as soon as she gets it (which'll be as soon as she calls me back as I called her today).

Hmmm..... what's new with touchy, gropey friend of mine? I have power over her. I have gotten her into Buffy the Vampire Slayer. How good is that? My obsession has rubbed off on her. Mwa-ha-ha!

Fssss. This page is old. I no longer care about what was all her fault. So funny... but to get Rhona back. It's her fault for starting it. hehe. New blame person.

:::NOW IN UNIVERSITY:::
Ok. Now that we're in Uni this page... it really REALLY old. And she got a new guy ... Adam. *hehe* Girly-Girl! Yes. I laugh. Mwa-ha-ha. hehe. No! I don't have lots and lots and lots of sugar in me - well.... actually... sugar levels been at a constant high since end of exams... but whatever... Gonna be *stuck* with Kellie for 2 subjects second semester (2002). Astronomy (which she no want to do), and Psychology (which I no wanna do). So all is good in the world of La-la Land. But in case you no do yet, me have written song about Kellie and you can read here:
Ball Of Energy (on my Song/Poetry page). So yeah. She now 18. Wow. She so old... Fine! Point it out that she is only 5 months younger than me! See if I care! It's still a whole other year. *hehe*

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