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| Wow, all you dudes out there still think teen star Alicia Silverstone is a hottie??? |
| Baby, hit her one more time with a big paintbrush covered wit some o' dat covergirl shiznit!! |
| Oh make me over, I'm really ugly without my makeup. |
| Tell me something, who thought Diana Sawyer was attractive to begin with?? |
| Courtney Cox, we love you! You're so hot on that show! Of course on that show you're wearing A TON OF MAKE UP!!! |
| Daryl Hannah is ugly all the time anyway. |
| Hmmm... Pamela Anderson..... |
| ...Who cares about her face?? LET'S SEE HER BOOBS!!! |
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| Why is Wynona Rider screaming? She's screaming because they caught her stealing covergirl foundation to hide some of that ickyness. Oops Wynona, looks like you'll be wearin that hideous face to prison!! (No I'm joking, I like her, I think she's pretty even without makeup. I just couldn't pass that caption up.) |
| AHH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! *runs away screaming* |
| I never thought she was cute anyway... |
| Psh... who gives a rat's ass about her? |
| Ok, well I don't know who Dana Delany is... so... uhm... yeah... and stuff. |
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| Aw hell, all lesbians look that way when they're drunk on jaggermeister and high on coke. |
| Uhm, well, Emma Thompson isn't really that popular anyway.. she's just a space filler. |
| Farrah Fawcett doesn't look too awful bad. |
| Even a goat wouldn't touch this Shue. Elizabeth Shue, that is. |
| Mary Tyler Moore: She needs some make up after aaaaall!! |
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| LMAO!! NO FUCKING COMMENT! |
| M. Jackson no makeup.. |
| I can't tell if he's wearing any here or not *snickers* |
| I think he's wearing some here, however. |
| Still a pretty woman whether she's wearing a truck load of make up or none at all. Lighting has nothing to do with Julia Roberts' beauty, in my opinion, her personality does the trick. |
| Noone understand quite how good it would make me feel to strangle Madonna.... *imagines it* |
| Mel Griffith lookin like she does all the time, good. |
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| Once a skank, always a skank. No make up on earth will ever help Jillian Anderson. |
| Well, I like her, she's a good actress.. so i ain't gonna touch this one. |
| LMAO!! I AIN'T TOUCHIN THIS ONE EITHER! |
| Who is Laura San Giacomo?? |
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| Look everyone! It's Jennifer "Lord Of The Engagement Rings" Lopez! Ok, see, the good thing about her is that they don't really put make up on her, they just grease her down. Plus, she's got the Pam Anderson Syndrom. Who's gonna look at her face when she's packin' something so fucking huge? (in this case, it would be ass) Yeah J.Lo, we know who the real star is. |
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| Christina Agarugalator... Wow. Ew. You know, I could make some totally great jokes about how she's not beautiful here, like she swears she is in that song, uhm ya know, beautiful. But hey, I'm not gonna go there. I'm just gonna post the photog and let YOU the faithful viewer gag as needed. *smiles evily* |
| DIE JLO DIE! |
| The Gopher is always digging holes thru the soggy soil of the information super highway in search of celebrity morsils for your savoring, or gagiing, pleasure. In dumb fuck terms, it means I like to embarass the rich punk ass mofos. If you or anyone you know has any information on the whereabouts of some horrifying and delightfully humiliating celeb pics, or hell, send some of your locals, LET ME KNOW!!!!!! I WANT THEM! |
| This empty space gives you a ray of hope that there will someday be another horrifying unpainted, polished and air brushed celeb here for you to laugh at.... worry not friend. The Gopher will deliver. |