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"Clevenger! Put that guitar away! This ain't the Grand Ole' Opry!"

-Mollett
(I always got in a lot of trouble for jammin in class)

OMG dude, in my life skills class (no I'm not gay) we made popcorn and it tasted like ass so we put it in a brown paper bag and wrote anal corn on the side.

--Zach Stinson (7/20/03)

"You guys, I'm laughin 4 real!"

                            -Hizzle Jizzle

"If we just jump around a lot, no one will notice."

                   --Zach Evans
(On Getting A Drummer)

"Retards always have the diahrreah!"

                                        --My Mom

"School is not the place for children."

                       --Principal Larry Salyer,
                                       Elliot Co. High

"Does this make me look fat?"

                       --Zach Waddell
                  (On Fannie Packs)

"And if it's a boy, you can name it after Dracula!"

                                          -Roger Rose as Dwight Putnam in
                    1992's Love Bites

"Purple and pink are not gay colors because girls like them. But the true queer color is.....peach. I can't believe i'm gonna have this faggot in my mouth!"

                                            --Kendrick Holbrook On Toothbrushes

"I met the guy who used to host family feud... Then he killed himself.
I dunno if the two events were related."
                                
                             --Mike Kingery

"Stubby, why you gotta be such a badass?"

                                                                    --Mark Waddell (to the family dog Stubby)

"...One must never be afraid to look deep down in to the darkest depths of oneself, where the light never reaches..."

                                          --Elizabeth the Vampire
                                                   from "Daughters Of Darkness"

"Picture it.. Cicily.. 1947.. a prostitute's house..."

                               --Jason Moore

"I hate it when people try to play it off as a �real college� and how this is �real college life.� Dude � IT�S A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL WITH ASH TRAYS!"

                                                                  --The Dude From Collegehumor.com

"I'm beyond your perifriel vision so you might wanna turn your head, cause someday you might find yourself starving and eating all the words you just said".

                                  --Ani DeFranco

(While Being Shot Repeatedly)
"That hurts atrociously, my dear fellow"

                                           --"Clare Quilty" (Frank Langella)
                                                   From The Motion Picture 'Lolita'

"Lifestyles of the rich and famous; some die with a name and some die nameless.

                               --"Gone Til November"
                                 by Wyclef Jean

"The most difficult thing in the world is to reveal yourself, to express what you have to. As an artist, I feel that we must try many things -- but above all, we must dare to fail. You must have the courage to be bad -- to be willing to risk everything to really express it all."

                                                    -- JOHN CASSAVETES

"If blacking out and skank banging were olympic events, I'd have won the gold bone!"

                                     --Hot Or Not
                                        (www.hotornot.com)

"Everyone knows the phenomenon of trying to hold your breath underwater- how at first it's alright and you can handle it, and then as it gets closer and closer to the time when you must breathe, how urgent the need becomes, the lust and the hunger to breathe. And then the panic sets in when you begin to think that you won't be able to breathe- and finally, when you take in air and the anxiety subsides...that's what its like to be a vampire and need blood."

"Don't eat eggs... it's chicken period."

                                                       --Fallon Bowman

"Murder.. Want some?"
                                         
                                              --From Steven King's "The Dark Half"

"... And the road becomes my pride. I am stripped of all but pride, so in her I do confide, and she keeps me satisfied. Gives me all I need."
                                        
                                                   --James Hetfield

December 8, 2002
"I'm tired of all these pilgrims, these puritans, these theives, of all these unbelievers who whittle love down at the knees. Let these swift roads destroy themselves, let the world fall into its sleep for we shall be spared, we shall be left standing to face whats left of concrete and honey."
                                          --Jewel

November 16, 2002
"Cherish your vision, cherish your ideals, cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built."

                                           --James Allen

November 1, 2002
"The recent probe to Mars has returned irrefutable evidence that the red planet is populated with kittens. These "kittens" do not give birth and do not die but are forever locked in a state of eternal kittenhood. Of course, without further investigation, scientists are reluctant to call he chirpy little creatures kittens. 'Just because they look like kittens and act like kittens is no reason to assume they are kittens,' [said one researcher]. 'A football is a brown thing that bounces around on grass, but it would be wrong to call it a puppy.' ... Some have suggested that the hostility of the Martian climate should be enough to seriously set back the long-term prospects of any species. However, the weakness of Martian gravity is a bonus for felines. They are able to leap almost three times as high as they can on Earth. They can climb twice as far up a carpet-covered post, and a ball with a bell in it will roll almost three times as far. (This is at least equal to the distance a mature poodle can roll a ball with its nose.)"

                                                                     --Steve Martin
                                                                      (Actor)

Thursday, October 31, 2002
"Section off myself, put a wall up. What the hell have i done? keep the dog at bay, survive by saving me, values and the game, not a fuck-up, not a part of your lie. I am one, I am all, I'm above and beyond!"

                                                   --Corey Taylor
                                                       (Slipknot)

Monday, September 16, 2002
"All the fear has left me now, I'm not frightened anymore, it's my heart that pounds beneath my flesh, it's my mouth that pushes out this breath, and if I shed a tear I won't cage it..."

                                    --Sarah McLachlan
                                     (Singer/Songwriter)
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