| A Teenager's Guide To Picking a Good Screen Name Whether you're sending e-mails or chatting with friends, an essential to using the internet is having a screen name that tells people who you are. Here are some suggestions to help you pick out an awesome name! AE or AF - Use these acronyms for American Eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch. This will show people that you have rich parents and therefore, you are rich as well. And everyone knows that if you are rich and wear Abercrombie and Fitch, then you are very attractive. Examples: AE_girl04, AF_snowboard19 420 - Putting 420 after a screen name will show people that you are rebellious and are cool because you do drugs. They won't ever mess with you, and girls will flock to you because you are bad. Examples: Sublimegirl420, sk8er420 69 - This shows that you obviously have sex, A LOT. Others that see this will want to have sex with you because you know all about it. Examples: Sexystud69, badazz6969 666 - Use this to scare away people. They will see how mighty and evil you are, and they will fallback in fear. Examples: Death666, NeoMatrix666 "chic" - Guys are very attracted to girls who but "chic" somewhere in their screen name. This shows you are hot and want to have a boyfriend who likes to play computer games all day and collect Star Wars toys. Example: tightchic13f, cute_chic02 "sexy" - Guys go crazy when you put on this screen name. It says "I'm a really attractive girl that wants to have sex with a guy I meet online." You can be uglier than Chelsea Clinton, but with this on your SN, you'll come across as Brittany Spears. Examples: Sexy18f, Sexyskatergirl "gurl" - Using "gurl" in your screen name shows that you are the cute girl that lives next door type. It makes you sound very nice, but also a target of weird 40-year old sexual predators. Examples: fun_gurl_2003, pony_gurl82 "horny" - This shows that you are a 40-year old sexual predator that wants to find a young boy or girl to lure in and abduct at the local mall. Examples: Horny_babe_696969, Horny4u |
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