Source: Yahoo Pager Pranker: Sara This is the first attempt I made at cranking someone. It's not easy! Hopefully with time I will get better. createsaint2: hi impostergirl007: hey createsaint2: asl impostergirl007: 18 af kentucky createsaint2: 24/m/southafrica createsaint2: wanna chat] impostergirl007: sure createsaint2: k createsaint2: what do u like in men impostergirl007: hehe what does a girl usually like in a man? createsaint2: ur's might be different impostergirl007: why would mine be any different? createsaint2: i am man createsaint2: and like girls with big bubs createsaint2: and ash impostergirl007: really? createsaint2: but some like girls on the slim side createsaint2: yap createsaint2: and very sexy createsaint2: r u using a cam impostergirl007: no, no cam createsaint2: k createsaint2: i am checking out ur profile createsaint2: and like african girls impostergirl007: well i'm not an african girl createsaint2: k createsaint2: any pics impostergirl007: nope not on this computer createsaint2: ok createsaint2: have a bfriend impostergirl007: nope createsaint2: k createsaint2: i have one presently but shee can't suck me off createsaint2: as in suck my dick createsaint2: she says it is to raw createsaint2: burt i can lick hers impostergirl007: her penis? impostergirl007: so you like chicks with dicks do ya? createsaint2: no createsaint2: i can lick her kunt impostergirl007: then why are you talking to me? createsaint2: no createsaint2: i am not a gay impostergirl007: i have a penis impostergirl007: and youre trying to cyber with me impostergirl007: so i think that makes you gay createsaint2: no createsaint2: i thought u said u are a f impostergirl007: i said AF impostergirl007: almost female createsaint2: k impostergirl007: after the surgery i will be all woman createsaint2: byer impostergirl007: pervert! createsaint2: bye impostergirl007: you can look forward to seeing your name on the pervert list! impostergirl007: THE WORLD WILL KNOW!! createsaint2: fulk u createsaint2: fuck u impostergirl007: THE WORLD WILL KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! impostergirl007: PERVEEEEEER!!! impostergirl007: t impostergirl007: PEVERT! impostergirl007: PEVERT! createsaint2: who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! impostergirl007: EVERYONE WILL SEE IT! createsaint2: impostergirl007: INCLUDING YOUR GF! createsaint2: createsaint2: k Source: Yahoo Pager Pranker: Sara This was my second attempt. It sucks too. But like the first one there are a few funny parts. I swear these will get better in the future! svengrohl: hi svengrohl: whats your name? impostergirl007: hi my name is shannon whats yours svengrohl: mine is arno... impostergirl007: nice... svengrohl: age? impostergirl007: 18 svengrohl: 34 here,a little older.... impostergirl007: its cool, i like older guys svengrohl: wanna hav some fun? impostergirl007: sure svengrohl: well. ok.... svengrohl: I'm kinda horny ok....... impostergirl007: wow svengrohl: but you don't feel the same? impostergirl007: sure do svengrohl: you know what I like? svengrohl: you do masturbate sometimes? svengrohl: well? impostergirl007: all the time svengrohl: you still there? impostergirl007: yes impostergirl007: are you? svengrohl: you do masturbate sometimes? impostergirl007: all the time impostergirl007: in fact i cant stop masturbating svengrohl: I do sometimes ,yes. svengrohl: I just like..... svengrohl: watching you....doing that... impostergirl007: do you? svengrohl: you like that toooo? impostergirl007: well actually i dont svengrohl: ok, sorrry than.... impostergirl007: no no its ok impostergirl007: impostergirl007: i mean svengrohl: did I ofend you? impostergirl007: no no, the sad face was a typo svengrohl: I hurt your feelings? impostergirl007: no impostergirl007: so impostergirl007: tell me impostergirl007: are you going to go on or what? svengrohl: I need you a little..... impostergirl007: really? svengrohl: so, you know how it is to be wet a little.... svengrohl: allthough you're only 17.... impostergirl007: i'm not 17 impostergirl007: i'm 18 svengrohl: ok 18 impostergirl007: almost 19 impostergirl007: in a few months svengrohl: what's your fav position? impostergirl007: i like the missionary position svengrohl: tell me what it's like... impostergirl007: well its really fun. i like it when my woman is on her back, and i'm thrusting my big hard salami into her svengrohl: thought you were a girl... impostergirl007: oh my bad did i say that i was? impostergirl007: so are you a queer or what? impostergirl007: cuz i mean, youre tryin to cyber with me, and youre a guy impostergirl007: and i should just tell you now that i'm not into that impostergirl007: i mean its kewl if youre gay impostergirl007: but i'm not impostergirl007: AND I'M POSTING THIS MESSAGE ON MY WEBSITE SO ALL THE PPL IN THE WORLD CAN SEE HOW GAY YOU ARE!! impostergirl007: PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! impostergirl007: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA Source:Yahoo Pager Pranker: Casey I am not gay. But to get this guy interested I had to pretend to be. Good thing I did too because he opened up about some hilariously sick things!! Wait til you see the part about the uncle!!! pashakamak: Guess so! pashakamak: ASL ? casey_waddell2000: you first pashakamak: 29,m casey_waddell2000: hmmm casey_waddell2000: u gay? pashakamak: asl 1st casey_waddell2000: 25,am,ky pashakamak: where's ky ? casey_waddell2000: kentcky? pashakamak: oh, ok pashakamak: yes, I'm gay casey_waddell2000: i see casey_waddell2000: i bet you would like to know about me? pashakamak: not really casey_waddell2000: why not? pashakamak: dunno, you're far from me casey_waddell2000: so casey_waddell2000: were close on here casey_waddell2000: ;) pashakamak: whatever casey_waddell2000: lol casey_waddell2000: why you so grouchy? pashakamak: I'm tired, just got home from scholl pashakamak: shcool casey_waddell2000: ah casey_waddell2000: well casey_waddell2000: i'll be easy on ya casey_waddell2000: got a bf? pashakamak: yes. casey_waddell2000: i see casey_waddell2000: u like em? pashakamak: I love HIM casey_waddell2000: thats cool? casey_waddell2000: have you ever...been eith him? pashakamak: you bet it is pashakamak: yeah, he's gonna come here in an hour. casey_waddell2000: i see casey_waddell2000: you all gonna do stuff? pashakamak: yes. you sound like a boring straight guy casey_waddell2000: dude casey_waddell2000: shew casey_waddell2000: what makes you think that? pashakamak: asking weird questions.... casey_waddell2000: im just bored casey_waddell2000: and alone:P pashakamak: why dont you call your GF ? casey_waddell2000: need someone to talk to cause i dont got anyone myself casey_waddell2000: i dont got a gf, boi casey_waddell2000: my bf is off on a trip pashakamak: oh, so you're gay ! casey_waddell2000: for his job casey_waddell2000: yes!:P pashakamak: cooooool ! casey_waddell2000: ;) pashakamak: why you sound so STR8 then ? ;) casey_waddell2000: i guess i just come off that way:) pashakamak: naughty boy ! casey_waddell2000: ;) casey_waddell2000: i hope you have fun tonight casey_waddell2000: i know i wont:( pashakamak: I will ! we'll go to some food court and then we'll gonna go watch a movie pashakamak: and then .... casey_waddell2000: then? casey_waddell2000: i bet you will have fun? casey_waddell2000: ;) pashakamak: then ..... mmmmmmmmmmm, it gives me shiver just thinking about it ! ;) casey_waddell2000: mmmm pashakamak: how old are you ? casey_waddell2000: 25 pashakamak: I'm 29 casey_waddell2000: how olds your bf? pashakamak: 28 casey_waddell2000: i see casey_waddell2000: im sorry if im nosey casey_waddell2000: i just like to know things pashakamak: no ! It's okay ! casey_waddell2000: so casey_waddell2000: tell me all that you have planned for him tonight:D pashakamak: I hate it when str8 guysask me questions. but with you, it's ok casey_waddell2000: :) pashakamak: we'll have some sweet wine. pashakamak: and we'll take a shower together. casey_waddell2000: mmm casey_waddell2000: sounds nice pashakamak: and he's told me he's colored his pubic hair green casey_waddell2000: oh really? casey_waddell2000: how you feel about that? pashakamak: yeah ! I couldn't believe it pashakamak: excited ! pashakamak: he's pretty hairy down there casey_waddell2000: :D casey_waddell2000: so casey_waddell2000: do you two do anything... kinky? pashakamak: We usually start by a cigarette, and exchanging the smoke between kisses pashakamak: if both of us in the mood, yes. we usually do kinky stuff sunday mornings casey_waddell2000: wow casey_waddell2000: i would like to hear more, if you want to tell me casey_waddell2000: it may give me ideas for my bf;) pashakamak: last week he put some whipped cream on my ass and licked it like crazy, and used the same cream as lube and fucked me twice in a row pashakamak: how old is yours ? casey_waddell2000: same age as yours actually casey_waddell2000: 28 pashakamak: we've been to gether for 2 years, we no longer use condoms casey_waddell2000: i like men older than me casey_waddell2000: ;) pashakamak: I love hairy man, and Nas is hairy as an ape. casey_waddell2000: grrr:D pashakamak: and he's big. around 8 inches pashakamak: I'm 6 pashakamak: but I'm thicker than him. casey_waddell2000: mmm pashakamak: he loves sitting on my dick and grinding his ass on it casey_waddell2000: this is sorta makin me hot casey_waddell2000: i wish i had my bf now pashakamak: when he's gonna be back ? casey_waddell2000: monday pashakamak: it's cool. dont have to wait much ! casey_waddell2000: :D pashakamak: do u guys live together? casey_waddell2000: yah casey_waddell2000: i moved in with him a few months ago pashakamak: how you look like ? casey_waddell2000: weve been staedy for about two and a half years now pashakamak: ever thinking about spedning your holiday in Canada ? casey_waddell2000: ive thought about it actually casey_waddell2000: is that where you live? pashakamak: yeah casey_waddell2000: you like it up there? pashakamak: it's fun. we both go to university here casey_waddell2000: i see pashakamak: and we're both from the middle east casey_waddell2000: oh really? pashakamak: yes. casey_waddell2000: im born and raised here casey_waddell2000: its sorta hard to be open about my sexuality down here casey_waddell2000: is it that way there? pashakamak: you bet ! even my parents dont know about me. just my sister and her husband casey_waddell2000: i see pashakamak: and my uncle ! pashakamak: actually he was one of the first guys I sucked off casey_waddell2000: oh really? casey_waddell2000: wow casey_waddell2000: when was this? pashakamak: yeah. my aunt's husband. pashakamak: I sucked him when I was 15 pashakamak: he's hot! casey_waddell2000: wow! pashakamak: though he's 53 now, but he's still hot casey_waddell2000: when did you realize you were gay? pashakamak: with a dick to die for pashakamak: I dunno ! from the begining, maybe 5-6 casey_waddell2000: i see pashakamak: how about you ? casey_waddell2000: well casey_waddell2000: it took me a little bit longer to figure it out casey_waddell2000: prolly when i was about 13 pashakamak: I c pashakamak: are you blonde ? casey_waddell2000: heh casey_waddell2000: how did you know? pashakamak: Typical north american I guess casey_waddell2000: :P pashakamak: yes ? casey_waddell2000: yup pashakamak: cut ? casey_waddell2000: its nice and long pashakamak: cut or uncut ? casey_waddell2000: uncut pashakamak: and the BF ? casey_waddell2000: cut pashakamak: we're both cut too. casey_waddell2000: i see pashakamak: if you ever want to come up here, gimme a note casey_waddell2000: aight;) pashakamak: we're in Calgary pashakamak: gotta go get ready now. Nas's gonna get here any moment casey_waddell2000: k casey_waddell2000: fuck em hard;) pashakamak: we can have lots of fun together. pashakamak: mmmmmmmmmmmmm ! casey_waddell2000: nice talkin to ya pashakamak: take care dude casey_waddell2000: bye pashakamak: bye |
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