| October 29, 2003 Dude I just realized, its 2003. Damn. Where have I been since 1997? WHO KNOWS! Anyway, I put a few new things here and there, payed some dues, straightened some things out... just some minor work. Nothing big. Deal with it. I promise the new Gopher Experience is coming... eventually. Remember: This site has nearly reached its peak. The space allotment has run out, and I won't be able to do much here. But not to worry. All the time I had off from it gave me time to start anew. It will be called The Return Of The Gopher, and though it is still work in progress, you can see some of it HERE Don't look for any big time modifications on this site, seeing as how there isn't enough room for it, soon everything will be moving to the new site. It may not be soon, but it is happening. Hey its not my fault geocities sold me out. Well, I guess thats all that needs to be said right now. Sign the guestbooks, and post something in the forum... dammit. October 6, 2003 OH MAH GAWD! I AM BACK!! AND GLAD TO BE HERE I AM! First off, if you're pissed off bout the whole MIA thing, SORRY! You have no idea whats been goin on! Let me just start by saying, I am now an employee at the Elliott County Clerks Office, have been for almost a month, and I'm happy to say that........ it doesn't suck like most jobs lol. Anyhow, back to my explanation of disappearance: somehow I acquired a pop up zapper on my computer, and because I didn't manually choose to place it on my computer, it was lost among my files. I had no idea what to look for, since I didnt know what it would be called, or what file it would be under. Anyhow, after searching high and low, last night I finally found it. And I deleted the motherfucker!!! So after a little more than 2 months, the Gopher has returned. In other news, this site has nearly reached its peak. The space allotment has run out, and I won't be able to do much here. But not to worry. All the time I had off from it gave me time to start anew. It will be called The Return Of The Gopher, and though it is still work in progress, you can see some of it HERE Don't look for any big time modifications on this site, seeing as how there isn't enough room for it, soon everything will be moving to the new site. It may not be soon, but it is happening slowly but surely. Hey its not my fault geocities sold me out lol. Well, I guess thats all that needs to be said right now. Sign the guestbooks, and post something in the forum... dammit. June 28, 2003 Well I hate this site sometimes. I want to do something new and drastic, but cannot. I was going to redo the entire thing with my Dreamweaver program but ITS TOTALLY GAY and stuff... if I did this site would have FLASH ANIMATION!!! But, I would lose my little geocites counter cuz i'm too bigga dummy to replace the html for it. Well, if i weren't lazy i bet i could do it. Anyway, noone ever comes here, not anymore, so what does it matter? Yeah. That's what I thought. Well I guess that's all i gotsta say. June 15, 2003 Well, I've had a lot of computer problems recently. Things have been a little difficult, with the reformatting and general fucking up that my computer has put me through. But it seems that for the time being, things are running smoothly. It'll wait til I get about 100 MP3s and it will crash again. I never get past the 100 mark. Anyway, I recently got XP for windows, and my resolution is set to.. uhm.. well its higher than it was before. Point being; when I view my page, everything is out of whack. This leaves me to wonder if any of my adoring Gopher fans have seen this. So I've put up a notice at the intro page that the site requires a certain resolution to function properly. I'm working to correct this error, and I need some feedback in order to do so. I have viewed it from a few other outside computers, and all seemed well. But for now, all I can do is tell you what it is best viewed at, and hope it works out for you. If not, let me know! I really need to know so I can devise a plan to kill myself-- uhm.. I mean.. fix it. On a lighter note, I hate this theme. I'm going to change it really soon, reeeeeally really soon. I also hate this resolution. But it's sorta neater. The bigger it is, the sloppier it looks. I think I'll switch back. Well friends, I don't have much to say this week I don't suppose. Oh yeah, check out the new dork and new Jolly Ol' Chap. There's a new review up, for St. Anger. Well it's not really a review, its more of a rant. But its on the review page. Lets see.. what else.. That might be all. Aloha. June 02, 2003 Well, it has been a great while since I updated, its due to the fact that my hit rate has slowed... well ok, a screetching hault is more appropriate for this. The fact is, I miss my guests. They used to come every day, by the bunches. Now, they've all moved on to bigger and better things... Ok, enough of this drama, I just want to say Confuckinggrats to all you home skillets who graduated last Friday, HELL IS OVER! I hope you all celebrated well, got drunk and whatnot. Note: This does not apply to ppl who's names start with a "Suh" and end with a "Unshine". Nor does it apply to anyone from Morgan County, Olive Hill, or Afghanistan. Well, onto bigger and better things like rats and detroit, as a friend of mine would say. Kreigminister, or Abbitaire, whatever my bands name is, is doing well. We've been practicing quite a bit, and we're totally going to kick so many ppl's asses. Frankie & Zach have turned out to be the best musicians I've ever played with, alongside Casey Sue. This week on the gopher site, I'm updating the Jolly Ol Chap section, and I'm still scowering the net for dork photos. It looks like I'll need to resort to a yearbook. Sad, aint it? I've decided to take down the Tops page, just don't like it. I might put it back up later, seeing as how I did work really hard on the graf-x for it. Yes, I made them all myself. I make most of everything myself for this site. For now, I think I'll put my weekly/monthly/whateverly likes and dislikes here on the mainpage. Seems like a better idea at the moment. Anyway.. Hm.. What else?... Mike Gollihue & his lovely wife Kris had their second daughter, a lovely lass by the name of Chloe. On a similar note, I have 7 litters of kittens. God save me. Well folks I guess that wraps it up this week. I dunno what I'm updating just yet, prolly a lil bit of everything. Sign the damn book. Start a flame war in the forum. Just show me some love. Chao. May 22, 2003 Greetings from Tahiti. That's what I would say if I were in Tahiti. But I'm not. I'm here. In my room. Alone. Anyway, I posted three new pages and I don't feel like they truly have a place here. Well, not all of them anyway. I guess I might keep the mp3 page up, but the fact that I do have limited space here at geocities may force me to remove it sometime within the near future. I've also been posting downloads on the old REMOVED site, which you can find a link to on the mp3 page. Well I guess the big news this week is that what might become the actual, official, totally for real KREIGMINISTER (unless we decide to rename) came together yesterday, Wednesday, May 21, 2003 and jammed for a few hours. New members Frankie Adkins and Zach Evans proved to be better than some ppl around here who have had big success with their bands, thus saying KREIGMINISTER will without a doubt dominate the music scene very shortly. Now back to Gopher Stuff. In case any of you were wondering what happened to the Flying Weekly idea, it crashed and burned, and I'm sorry that I didn't test it further before getting people's hopes up. The program I planned to use looked promising, but in the end, when I tested the actual FW files that would have been sent thru email, things didn't look so hot. The pages were WAY too small to read, and the files weren't exactly easy to send. But in the near future I might devise a plan and try to get that idea back up and running. I also have a special gopher project in the works. Its actually one of the Gopher Comics transcribed to children's story form by Casey Waddell. Me, the Gopher herself, did all the illustration and whatnot and am excited to say that it will be posted shortly in the Gopher Theatre section. So stay tuned for that, and some other crap, and PLEASE EVERYONE KEEP VISITING THE FORUMS! AND SIGN THE GUEST BOOK!!!! May 15, 2003 Well hello again. I'm proud to say I'm back from my rendezvous, and I'm ready to do some working. I just want you all to know that I've had a really bad connection everytime I log on and that's the main reason I haven't done much work here. Then it was partly because I was out of ideas for the site. But now the connections are a little better and maybe I can get something done. Morgan, if you're out there, you submitted some awesome quotes, and I'm not ignoring them, its just that my connection still isn't good enough to load the forum page. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. But I liked the hobbit one and I'm gonna use it next time I update if I can get it outta the forum hehe. I'm proud to announce there are 3 new pages underway and very close, if not ready, for viewing. There is also a new dork up. However finding pictures of the dorks is becoming a bit of a problem, so I'm working with what I can get. Anyway, I guess thats all. Oh yeah, I want to hump Steven Baldwin. May 8, 2003 Ok, so I know I haven't been updating much lately. Not my fault. I swear it. I haven't been able to get a good 'nuff connection in so long! I have slowly been working on the MP3 page, which you can expect up sometime next month prolly, seeing as how I'm a friggen snail. And also, I'm revamping the links page. It's gonna be swell. I think you might still be able to view it, but it's in a shitty shape right now. Anyhoo.... I noticed my traffic has slacked off. Makes me sad. I need traffic. I need suggestions. I need new ideas from you ppl! Get in that forum and start thinkin up some page ideas! Anyway, I've said my piece, mostly. So now I think I'll go find a page to work on. By the way, the comics are coming along ok, still slow. But I'm workin on it. April 30, 2003 Here I am. Its been a little while since I put anything new up. I got burned out on the page again. It happens. Sometimes I have no idea of what to do to it. Sometimes I do. I have this new plan of completely changing everything, but for some reason I feel as though I can't. I guess its just not time yet to drastically change the site. I was also thinking of each week or so having a new layout and then at the end of my ideas, let everyone vote on which layout they liked best. But that's a lot of work. I was going to set everything up like a computer, where it would start up and have the desktop layout.. Still might.. who knows. Anyway, I'm working on the comics, but don't hold your breath for them. Unless you're also featured on the dork page. Then feel free. April 23, 2003 Well, it's late, I'm tired and in a hurry, so I'll try to make this shiznit breif. I'm workin on some new pages, and hope to have them up soon. I'm working on the Sim Shrine, and gettin ready to put up new dorks/jolly ol chaps. I prolly cant tonight cuz i'm hella sleepy but I'll try to get some up tomorrow evening or whatever. Thanks to all my ppl who are visiting daily, I'll try to get more stuff up more often now that I have daily guests! Thanks a shitload fellas! Everyone has been giving me suggestions which is great, and I'm gonna work fast as I can to get everything up! By the way, Morgan thinking of you selling your body as a child in Germany makes me sad. Hope ya made good money! *wink* April 16, 2003 No no, noone complement the new look of the main page. After all, its not like I worked horribly, horribly hard designing and MAKING EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT. Anyway. Now that that is outta my system... I've been getting some good feed back about what should go up on the page, and, I must say, there are some good ideas. Therefore, I have begun production on them. I wanna see more entries in the guestbook and more discussion in the forum! C'mon ppl! I know it loads like a snail crawling up a wall but it means so much to me to see that you care and support the Gopher Grrrl Site. Its what saved it the last time! Anyway, Good Luck Bush, even if everyone else thinks you're a tard I'm still with ya! April 9, 2003 Alrighty. The guestbook is working, both view and sign, the forum is working, and now you people have NO reason to not leave a message when you visit. You just don't get it do you? It makes me happy to see that I have visitors! I work so hard here, and what do I get? Nothing. Just take the damn time to sign either the guestbook or start up a flame war in the discussion forum. Please? Anyway, there is a new dork, and... I'm gettin ready to add the Reader to the main menu on the "she said it was good" page, so you'll be able to check that out. If you have ANYTHING you want posted there email me or leave a message somewhere pitching your idea, and I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, enjoy this lovely site... DOWN WITH SADDAM! April 4, 2003 Welcome All. If you have eyes, you might notice that there is something different about the main page. Here's a hint: No. It didn't get a haircut. Anyway, there's some new things here and a lot on the way. First, the discussion forum and the guestbook are hosted by CJB.COM and for some GOD AWFUL REASON they are not working. They did work! I swear it. When at first I put them up, they worked.. I'm tryin to figure it out. Anyway, if they ever do work again, then swell. If not, fuck it. I'll figure something out. Second, there are new pages under construction, those however, you'll have to wait to see, I shall speak nothing of them now.... Onward Swift Wind! *rides off on horse* April 2, 2003 Top of the morning to ya! Well, we'll get right into it, as I stated in the last update, I've decided to keep the site up. I guess I really just needed a break! I am now in need of new ideas for the site. Some of the new featured pages are The Sim Shine, where you can read all about The Sims, a new photo channel in the Sir-O-Vision section, and soon to come, a new feedback page. I'm still battling with this blasted htmlgear.com to get my new guestbook posted, plus some polls and current events. Who knows, maybe more. Anyway, be sure to make a stop by the feedback page when it is completed and let me know what you think! Suggestions, greetings, death threats. Its all welcomed in the land of Gopher. March 29, 2003 Well ladies and germs, I am back from my vacation, and I've done some thinking; whether I should shut down the Gopher Site, discontinue it, run away and join the circus. With all these thoughts dancing in my head I took leave from the stress of upholding this establishment, and took my thoughts to a quiet place where I could be mannerless and play crossword puzzles all day. Here and only here did I realize the site will be shut down... But not now. I've decided that the life of this site must continue and flourish in this rebirth it has been given. Woo. *wipes sweat off brow* Ok so basically the site stays! Enjoy! March 19, 2003 It seems I have come to a cross roads about the Gopher Site. I'm not sure as of right now my serious course of action, but I'm thinking of retiring it, and taking it down. It's been up for almost a year, and tho I would like to reach at least a one year mark at least, I've grown tired of it in ways, and its no longer fun to update and add on to it. I feel like its a waste of time anyway because afterall, no one ever comes to it. So, while I decide what I'm going to do, visit someone elses' site. Perhaps I need a break from it, and then afterwards can come back feeling new and refreshed, and maybe even promote a little more. Then again I do sorta wanna tear it down. Afterall; It's better to burn out than to fade away... March 19, 2003 It seems I have come to a cross roads about the Gopher Site. I'm not sure as of right now my serious course of action, but I'm thinking of retiring it, and taking it down. It's been up for almost a year, and tho I would like to reach at least a one year mark at least, I've grown tired of it in ways, and its no longer fun to update and add on to it. I feel like its a waste of time anyway because afterall, no one ever comes to it. So, while I decide what I'm going to do, visit someone elses' site. Perhaps I need a break from it, and then afterwards can come back feeling new and refreshed, and maybe even promote a little more. Then again I do sorta wanna tear it down. Afterall; It's better to burn out than to fade away... March 6, 2003 OH MY GAWD!! Guess what ya'll?! NEW SIM GAME!! And since most of you know that I'm an avid player of The Sims, and have the entire collection, I've decided to pay homage to this fabtaculous interactive activity. This has inspired me to add a whole new section to my website, a sim section! Its gonna be sweet ass! I'm gonna have screen shots, tips, details, fan links. All sorts of shit, so look for it coming soon! In the meantime, I'm working on linking up all the movie scripts, I have sevral done already. Plus I've got some new photogs up, and uhm.. I'm still workin on the comics. I have the entire first season written out and am currently working on the second season. Geez who am I kidding? No one reads this.... February 16, 2003 Well hello folks, it is I, the Gopher. I'm trying to get some new ideas for the site, and so far I have a few. I'm gonna put up a script page, maybe some short stories, just something to showcase some of my work. Haven't really decided yet what or how it's gonna be but I figure all you adoring fans will dig it. Anyway, I'm still working on the pervert logs, still collecting some to post. Its not as easy a task as you'd think. Also I've been having a bit of a problem with my cd rom drive, but all is well cuz I think DELL will replace the mofo. At least thats what they told me. So on that note, I bid you ado, fair companions. January 26, 2003 I am back!! Well actually, I've been back for quite some time. But just in the past hour or so did I decide to do some updating. I recently got my new hard drive and things are going good! So anyway, I am working really super ultra hard on the Gopher Theatre comics and so far they are coming along swell. It's gonna take a little more time than expected but I have quite a show to put on for you when everything is ready. Until then, I'm arranging some new page ideas and whatnot to take up some space around here. Plus, This week there's a new celeb on the CWMU Page and boy ohhh boy is she something!! Anyway, back to work I go! January 18, 2003 Well, to all my adoring fans, I bid thee farewell for the next who knows how long. You see, there comes a time in all hard drives' lives when they must travel back to their home for one last visit. In my case, since my hard drive is a Dell Computer Hard Drive, it will be returning to Texas where it shall seek eternal rest. The new one will be here eventually, tho I don't exactly know when. So, I have some new things up on the 'said it was good' page, and I have a lot of new ideas. When I return to you, my loyal followers, I will bring joy to your hearts for the site will be better than ever. God speed and... Goodnight. January 9, 2003 Howdy howdy and.. howdy. I've been workin' for a couple hours now on the site. So far, I've put up the Comic Section to the extent of which I am able at this point in time. I don't actually have any of the comics done, but the "movie posters" are up for them. I've added my good buddy Casey Sue's comic section as well. You can find these by going to Gophter Theatre. Also, I added a new celeb on the "What Celebs Look Like When Their Morticians Go AWOL" Page... hehe, the celebs w/out make up page. (Hint: She's at the bottom of the page, and WORTH checking out hehe) January 4, 2003 Hello and welcome to the new dawn of Gopher. That's right. The old peaceful, conservative dream like quality that was once Gopher is now slutty, snazzy and similiar to Jane Of The Jungle's reinterpretation of Moulin Rouge, still staring Nicole Kidman, I might add. Anyway, not everything works, I still haven't got the picture shit up, HEY ITS HARD WORK! But all in good time my dear, I will have an imaculently Gopherish page worthy of your viewing pleasure. So, keep it real and keep it here cuz I update frequently... believe it or not. January 1, 2003 Salutations friends. Well, I suppose if you're looking at this, you're either me or my boyfriend lol. I am well aware that NO ONE ever comes to this site. It saddens me. I have some good shit here dude. Anyway, as you can see, I've done some new things with the site. Well, of course you notice, like I said. you're prolly me. But anyhoo, if someone does happen to stumble upon this forbidden abyss of Sir-ness, SIGN THE !@#$ GUESTBOOK!!! December 8, 2002 New stuff here and there.. too tired to explain.. Just look around, dammit November 16, 2002 Greetings, and salutations to all. Since things are calm in my world at the moment, and I honestly dont have much to harp on, I suppose I will attack those who I like to refer to as "posers", "fake people", plain out morons I guess you could say. See, the internet is a peculiar place. Its like, if you're not on it, you're lame, but if you are then you're a dork because you tend to get sucked into it, and you end up making your own webpage and trying to compete with other sites and have a lotta hits on your guest counter and tons of entries in your guest book and all that good shit. But then when you do that it makes you a dork. Think about it, taking the time to make a webpage DOES make you a computer dork. JUST LOOK AT ME! Anyway, you're prolly asking where I'm going with this. Well, lately I have visited a few sites here and there. Mostly belonging to ppl around my local area. I've noticed that some, a lot actually, of these ppl have this shit on their sites about how ppl are stupid and how they think they are the anti-Christ and all that shit. Man, come on. If you're a punk or a freak or just trying to rebel against society, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A WEBPAGE?! Only computer dorks have a webpage, therefore you are not a punk, freak, rebel against society, but you are a DORK! Not just a computer dork like the rest of us, BUT A FUCKING MORON DORK!! So, all you ppl out there who have shit on your webpages about how society sucks, and how you have a lot of sorrow in your life, and how you are the baddest mother fucker alive, just remember, true bad ass mofos, punks and rebels are out fucking things and ppl up and makin this world the hellish shit pit that it is today. Thank You. November 1, 2002 Hello all, it is I, and yes, I'm really updating the site! I know I haven't in a while. I realize that. Actually it only looks to you, the public, that I haven't when really I've worked pretty hard on it. So, yeah. And stuff. Anyway. Enjoy the Steve Martin quote, for it is the quote of the day. Or week.. just depends on when I update hehe. Monday, September 16, 2002 Strictly out of starvation for public attention, and pure boredom, I bring the page to surface. I've had the concept floating about in my mind pale and motionless for months now, toying with it and asking myself if it would be a waste of time or something I, or my band, could profit from. Since I'm not into advertising for myself, I highly doubt this page will get visitation from unfamiliar faces, only the immediate people in my life will ever see it. But, I plan to announce it's arrival on the official REMOVED page, which is my beloved band, my reason for breathing. You can find a link to that on my links page, or as I have named it "..how they haunt me.." which can be found to your right. As for the rest of the peculiarly named links, you must clicketh on them and figure out what they hell they mean for yourself. I plan on having a lotta shit on here pretty soon... as soon as I figure out what sorta shit I want on here. Until then, deal with what I have posted. |
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