| A: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? A: Niggers. Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Take your foot off the back of his head. Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line. Q: Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? A: They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending. Q: What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla? A: A dumb gorilla. Q: What is the difference between Batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out at night without Robin. Q: How does a black woman fight crime? A: She has an abortion. Q: What is 8 miles long and has an IQ of 68? A: The MLK Day Parade Q: Whats long and hard on a black man? A: The first grade. Q: Why is tylenol white and not black? A: It works. Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl? A:Throw them a basketball. Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farming equipment. Q: What is the difference between a black man and a bike? A: Your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it. Q: How do you starve a black man? A: Hide his food stamps under his workboots. Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 blacks? A: Coach Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 blacks? A: Warden A white man walks into a bar and says to the black bartender. "Nigger, get me a beer." The bartender replies, "excuse me?" "Did you not hear me? I said 'nigger get me a beer.'" The bartender, now very upset, says, "don't you feel that you shouldn't talk like that in this day and age". "I will if I want to," said the white man. "I'm the one ordering." The bartender says, "How would you feel if we changed places?" The white man agrees and goes behind the counter. The black man, now the customer says, "Cracker Jack ass-hole, get me a beer". The white man turns to the black man and says, "We don't serve niggers!" A magic fairy greets an American, An African American, and a Mexican. She says because there is three of them, they each get one wish. So the Black guy says, "I wish that all African Americans would be returned to Africa where they can live happily in their own country." And the Fairy instantly makes it true. Then the Mexican says, " I wish that all the Mexicans in America would be returned to their homeland of Mexico where they can live good, happy lives." With a wave of her wand the fairy makes it true instantly. Then she asks the American what he wants, and he says, "All the Africans are back in Africa?" And the Fairy replies, "Yes." And he says, "and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico?" and the Fairy says yes again. "OK," says the American, "I'll just have a Coke." |
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